Odds that Woody Allen killed someone or has banged Scarlet J.?

[fish2plus2]

I am pretty sure that the reason Woody keeps casting Scarlet is in an effort to bang her. Supposibley, since Lost in Translation, Scarlet only dates older men. (also to be noted, while i do not want to derail the thread, Scarlet is very bad at acting, and its very hard to believe she is being cast for any reason other than her nice rack)

The plot of Crimes and Misdemeanors which repeats itself in Match Point, which Allen says is his best movie ever. It seems kind of unusual and I was thinking: wouldnt it be funny if he is planning to, or has killed someone and covered it up?

[27offsuit]

Woody Allen is a glorified pedophile, his movies suck and reek of self-absorption, and he is basically still married to his daughter.

And yes, he does want to bang Scarlet. He never will, but he does none the less.

He should be in jail sharing a cell with Roman Polanski.

[Austiger]

His movies don't suck. In fact his last one, Match Point, was really good. Scarlett played the slutty little girl in The Man Who Wasn't There too. Maybe she's into father figures.

[fish2plus2]

"And yes, he does want to bang Scarlet. He never will, but he does none the less."

I disagree. Scarlet seems like the type of actress who would definitely bang Woody Allen after a couple of cocktails.

[fish2plus2]

"Woody Allen is a glorified pedophile, his movies suck and reek of self-absorption, and he is basically still married to his daughter."

Marrying a step-daughter from a 'hollywood' marriage hardly qualifies him as being a pedophile. you dont know anything about his relationship with mia farrow or yong-si, so why bother speculating?

[Dids]

Scarlett's been recently linked to Josh Harnett and Justin Timberlake, I don't think that counts as "older men"

I would say he's done neither with pretty good confidence.

[Triumph36]

If he's still married to his daughter, how can he be a pedophile?

I mean, yeah, it's creepy, and there are pedophilic references all over his 70s films - (for example, 'the only perfect thing is 12 year old girls... 2 of them' - from Love and Death), but that woman is like 30 now.

FWIW, his movies are self-absorbed, but I enjoy his self-absorption. There's no way he ever killed someone - did Dostoyevsky kill someone to write Crime and Punishment, the book Match Point paralleled? - but he probably wants to bang Scarlett Johansson.

[TomCollins]

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"Woody Allen is a glorified pedophile, his movies suck and reek of self-absorption, and he is basically still married to his daughter."

Marrying a step-daughter from a 'hollywood' marriage hardly qualifies him as being a pedophile. you dont know anything about his relationship with mia farrow or yong-si, so why bother speculating?

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There is nothing wrong with having an obsession with young Asian women, right kkf?

[CrazyEyez]

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Marrying a step-daughter from a 'hollywood' marriage

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I thought they adopted her together. No?

[DrewDevil]

Yes, you're right, he's not a pedophile. He adopted this girl, waited for her to grow up, THEN he [censored] her.

Yeah, that's perfectly okay... let's adopt a girl so I can bang her when she turns legal!

He's a sick [censored].