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View Poll Results: It is Monday, someone tells you "Wednesday's meeting was moved forward one day."
The meeting is Tueday 16 69.57%
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Old 02-26-2007, 02:36 PM
Esperante Esperante is offline
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Default \"I\'ll show you one\"

same villain as these:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post8834267
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post8864739

o we're playing 5-5NL.
buncha rich 20somethings playing, very few have any skills.

I have just arrived, sat down to AA, with a 3bet in front of me, shoved and lost to KK with a K on the river, no big deal. REBUY!

Then, this hand comes up.
First of all, Smellmuth is on my right, and was the spiker of the K on the river, BASTARD. anyways, and Gamblor is three to my right.

I get A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] OTB, i think, and its 20 when it gets to me, with a few callers in between, from the same villain in the hands above, we'll call him... "Blue". I repop Blue to 80 and it folds around to him who calls, all other players fold.

Flop: ($200~) A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Blue bets $100....

I figure I'm WA/WB and just call.

Turn: ($400~) A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Blue checks, I check to induce a bluff from a worse hand, which im sure he has.

River: 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Blue bets 355$ and is all-in and says to me
"I'll show you one"

Really, ok... I choose the bottom one. His cards were on top of each other, and he opens the T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].

I'm like uhhhhhhh. well. seeinmg as how the only hand u can have that beats me is T8. which would have a hard time calling my 3bet pre and leading for 100, I call. He sheepishly turns his 10 back over, mucks his cards, and walks face down out of the place. I, in utter disbelief, rake in the pot and continue playing.

P.S. I'm pissed that Smellmuth sucked out on me that hand.
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Old 02-26-2007, 02:50 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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lol

are you guys playing tonight?
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Old 02-26-2007, 02:51 PM
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yup.
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Old 02-26-2007, 02:52 PM
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He sheepishly turns his 10 back over, mucks his cards, and walks face down out of the place. I, in utter disbelief, rake in the pot and continue playing.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the key to the hand.

Blue is a quiet but cocky little kid, he [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]'s showing bluffs after he knocks you off like a missed draw. His playing style is basically Mike Matusow. He starts out slightly lag but plays very well, and within a couple hours gets bored and pretty much bluffs at every pot no matter how big or small. You basically just have to wait him out, but he'll bluff you off all sorts of hands in between. He might be the most subtly obnoxious poker player ever. He wins a big pot and says "Give me your chips", not as like a tag-line, but because he actually cant sit and wait for the dealer to push your stack to him.

In any event, I rarely get as much pleasure from someone going bust as I do when he does.

Him walking out, looking like a complete buffoon, maybe is the lesson he needs to have a little class. I hope he is successful, but with this current attitude i can't stand him.
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Old 02-26-2007, 02:54 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
He sheepishly turns his 10 back over, mucks his cards, and walks face down out of the place. I, in utter disbelief, rake in the pot and continue playing.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the key to the hand.

Blue is a quiet but cocky little kid, he [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]'s showing bluffs after he knocks you off like a missed draw. His playing style is basically Mike Matusow. He starts out slightly lag but plays very well, and within a couple hours gets bored and pretty much bluffs at every pot no matter how big or small. You basically just have to wait him out, but he'll bluff you off all sorts of hands in between. He might be the most subtly obnoxious poker player ever. He wins a big pot and says "Give me your chips", not as like a tag-line, but because he actually cant sit and wait for the dealer to push your stack to him.

In any event, I rarely get as much pleasure from someone going bust as I do when he does.

Him walking out, looking like a complete buffoon, maybe is the lesson he needs to have a little class. I hope he is successful, but with this current attitude i can't stand him.

[/ QUOTE ]

Blue is my fav person.
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Old 02-26-2007, 03:21 PM
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sounds like blue should get a clue AMIRITE HI FIVE
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Old 02-26-2007, 03:22 PM
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I'm in for tonight, you guys got pm/email
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Old 02-26-2007, 03:24 PM
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I wish his other card was the 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
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Old 02-26-2007, 03:37 PM
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lolololol i pmed you my ph.#. pm me for details.
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Old 02-26-2007, 03:44 PM
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I wish his other card was the 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

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contrary to esperante's read, this is actually well within his range.
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