Real weird girl thing

Go_Blue88 · #1 02-11-2006, 02:46 PM

So at our 60's party last night (only include that in case some 2+2ers were there which would be cool), I'm just hanging out when this random girl comes up to me and gives me a hickey. I was pretty out of it and had a real delayed reaction, but I pushed her off me and walked away. But the thing is I've got a girlfriend and now I've got this big hickey on my neck. So I thought maybe this could get some good responses: what do you say to your girlfriend when you see her tonight?

miajag · #2 02-11-2006, 02:47 PM

Why not just tell her the truth?

diebitter · #3 02-11-2006, 02:47 PM

The Truth. Or the story you just told us.

William · #4 02-11-2006, 02:48 PM

Definitely a better lie than the one you are posting here. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

brandofo · #5 02-11-2006, 02:48 PM

nh

Brainwalter · #6 02-11-2006, 02:49 PM

Wear a turtleneck. There's no way she'll believe you.

Los Feliz Slim · #7 02-11-2006, 02:54 PM

Call in sick. She's not going to buy your ridiculous story. If you try to hide it and then attempt to explain it, the chances of her believing you go from 1% to 0%.

Go_Blue88 · #8 02-11-2006, 02:57 PM

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Definitely a better lie than the one you are posting here. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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This, unfortunately isn't a lie. Her drunken justifcation: "I'm a transfer!" as she stumbles away.

UncleSalty · #9 02-11-2006, 02:58 PM

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Wear a turtleneck. There's no way she'll believe you're not gay.

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diebitter · #10 02-11-2006, 03:00 PM

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Definitely a better lie than the one you are posting here. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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This, unfortunately isn't a lie. Her drunken justifcation: "I'm a transfer!" as she stumbles away.

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Guy, we don't care if you're lying or not. For this reason, lying to OOT is like lying to yourself. Stop that [censored]!