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Old 02-25-2007, 11:23 AM
PokerBob PokerBob is offline
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Default I Hate NL

So I decide that I'll play a Stars Million qualifier for kicks because I am awesome at poker and most people have no [censored] clue. The very first hand I play, I am reminded why I hate NL retards.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1500
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP2: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Button: t1500
PokerBob: t1500
BB: t1500

Pre-flop: (9 players) PokerBob is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t20 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t30)</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 calls t20 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t50)</font>, 3 folds, PokerBob calls t10 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t70)</font>, BB checks.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t80, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">PokerBob bets t80</font>, BB calls t80 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t160)</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP2 calls t80 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t240)</font>.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t320, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">PokerBob bets t220</font>, BB calls t220 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t540)</font>, MP2 folds.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t760, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">PokerBob bets t350</font>, BB calls t350 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t1110)</font>.

Results:
Final pot: t1460

jackass has J6o
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:25 AM
tufat23 tufat23 is offline
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Default Re: I Hate NL

owned
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:36 AM
React1oN React1oN is offline
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Default Re: I Hate NL

valuecheck river
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Old 02-25-2007, 01:04 PM
Sykes Sykes is offline
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Default Re: I Hate NL

are you serious?

guy didnt play that awful for a retard.

at least he didnt have something like 36.

btw, you played this like [censored], way to bet out with TP into 3 other ppl on a dryish board.

I mean, bb has to call flop, and then on the turn he has an OESD, and then on the river, he puts you on 1 pair and value calls.

Stop crying.
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Old 02-25-2007, 01:11 PM
ivey tans ivey tans is offline
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Default Re: I Hate NL

i hate pokerbob
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Old 02-25-2007, 01:20 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
i hate pokerbob

[/ QUOTE ]

he hates you too.
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Old 02-25-2007, 01:20 PM
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Stop crying.

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BBV is for crying you moron.
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Old 02-25-2007, 01:20 PM
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I hate both of you.
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Old 02-25-2007, 01:38 PM
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HATE HATE HATE

also schneids
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