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Old 02-23-2007, 08:50 AM
grandcheckers grandcheckers is offline
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Default When it rains it pours...

Beat:Girlfriend is [censored] some guy and lied about it...still denys
Beat:Cashed out 800 from ftp,left 200 on there and aa got stacked to 33 in nl 1/2
Variance:This seems to happen everytime I get a girlfriend and I'm not an ugly guy.
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Old 02-23-2007, 09:33 AM
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maybe ur bad in bed?
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Old 02-23-2007, 09:37 AM
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cheat on them first.
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Old 02-23-2007, 10:41 AM
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maybe ur gay?

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Old 02-23-2007, 10:45 AM
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I'm pretty sure I'm not gay but maybe I'm bad in bed. I thoroughly doubt it though, but [censored] them. Turn me into a new Ted Bundy jkin jkin
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Old 02-23-2007, 12:38 PM
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I'm pretty sure I'm not gay but maybe I'm bad in bed. I thoroughly doubt it though, but [censored] them. Turn me into a new Ted Bundy jkin jkin

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make sure you make jokes like this to your ex girlfriend (dont tell her jkin jkin though it will be funnier)
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Old 02-23-2007, 12:52 PM
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Variance:This seems to happen everytime I get a girlfriend and I'm not an ugly guy.

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It will happen less when you are an ugly guy. Girls that date ugly guys do so for personality and don't cheat because they lack self confidence themselves. Try being more ugly.
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Old 02-23-2007, 01:00 PM
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Variance:This seems to happen everytime I get a girlfriend and I'm not an ugly guy.

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It will happen less when you are an ugly guy. Girls that date ugly guys do so for personality and don't cheat because they lack self confidence themselves. Try being more ugly.

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in fact you should take this as a sign that you are very good looking and women date you only for your looks - solid brag
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Old 02-23-2007, 01:03 PM
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grandcheckers -

You're probably a regular looking like 20 year old guy, and are just dating a bunch of young whores. Don't sweat it - if they weren't slutty they probably wouldn't have started banging you in the first 3 days of your relationship anyways. Just take what you get and don't be clingy.
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Old 02-23-2007, 01:04 PM
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Default Re: When it rains it pours...

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Variance:This seems to happen everytime I get a girlfriend and I'm not an ugly guy.

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It will happen less when you are an ugly guy. Girls that date ugly guys do so for personality and don't cheat because they lack self confidence themselves. Try being more ugly.

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in fact you should take this as a sign that you are very good looking and women date you only for your looks - solid brag

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Or beat, your personality sucks. you should work on that.
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