FLIP A COP YOU IDIOT.

[kindergartencop]

MY NAME IS JOHN KIMBLE AND I NEED A FLIP ON STARS FOR BIG MONEY. $50 IF ANY OF YOU LITTLE GIRLS CAN AFFORD IT. MY SN IS
jbarnes49222. I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A HITLER MUSTACHE AND BE SITTING AT NL 50 TABLE AESCULAPIA. COME FIND ME SO I CAN GAMBLE OR ILL HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON MY WIFE.

[GrandMelon]

who is your daddy and what does he do?

[MikeyObviously]

POKERSTARS GAME #8562063155: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/02/22 - 01:08:32 (ET)
Table 'Aesculapia' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: Mikey O ($50 in chips)
Seat 4: jbarnes49222 ($50 in chips)
Mikey O: posts small blind $0.25
jbarnes49222: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mikey O [9d 8c]
Mikey O: raises $49.50 to $50 and is all-in
jbarnes49222: calls $49.50 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ad Kh Td]
Mikey O said, "damn"
jbarnes49222 said, "oh **** me"
*** TURN *** [Ad Kh Td] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Ad Kh Td 9s] [8s]
Mikey O said, "yes"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jbarnes49222: shows [2d 7h] (high card Ace)
Mikey O: shows [9d 8c] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Mikey O collected $99 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $100 | Rake $1
Board [Ad Kh Td 9s 8s]
Seat 3: Mikey O (button) (small blind) showed [9d 8c] and won ($99) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 4: jbarnes49222 (big blind) showed [2d 7h] and lost with high card Ace


OKERSTARS GAME #8562073947: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/02/22 - 01:09:35 (ET)
Table 'Aesculapia' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: Mikey O ($99 in chips)
Seat 4: jbarnes49222 ($50 in chips)
jbarnes49222: posts small blind $0.25
Mikey O: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mikey O [4d 5d]
jbarnes49222: raises $49.50 to $50 and is all-in
Mikey O: calls $49.50
*** FLOP *** [4h 6d 7s]
jbarnes49222 said, "6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6"
*** TURN *** [4h 6d 7s] [As]
*** RIVER *** [4h 6d 7s As] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mikey O: shows [4d 5d] (a straight, Three to Seven)
jbarnes49222: mucks hand
Mikey O collected $99 from pot
Mikey O said, "oops"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $100 | Rake $1
Board [4h 6d 7s As 3h]
Seat 3: Mikey O (big blind) showed [4d 5d] and won ($99) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 4: jbarnes49222 (button) (small blind) mucked [9s 6s]

[Knives_Out]

You want to flip with me?

If a panel of judges were to compare you and me they would come to the conclusion that you are a [censored] choir boy compared to me.

A choir boy.

[AE6]

with those other guys in there i wasn't sure what the hell was going on, but i called with trash anyway. yay.

PokerStars Game #8562102494: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/02/22 - 01:12:21 (ET)
Table 'Aesculapia' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: societymax ($30 in chips)
Seat 4: jbarnes49222 ($9.40 in chips)
Seat 5: danny7up ($10.85 in chips)
danny7up: posts small blind $0.25
societymax: posts big blind $0.50
JayC204: sits out
shappybulla: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to societymax [9s 7d]
shappybulla is sitting out
bfcc joins the table at seat #6
jbarnes49222 said, "NO FLIPPING?"
jbarnes49222: raises $8.90 to $9.40 and is all-in
danny7up said, "wtf is that"
danny7up: folds
jbarnes49222 said, "leave"
societymax: calls $8.90
*** FLOP *** [5h Tc Ts]
danny7up said, "**"
*** TURN *** [5h Tc Ts] [As]
danny7up said, "f u"
*** RIVER *** [5h Tc Ts As] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
societymax: shows [9s 7d] (a pair of Tens)
jbarnes49222: shows [Jd Ah] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
jbarnes49222 collected $18.10 from pot
societymax said, "aw yeah"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $19.05 | Rake $0.95
Board [5h Tc Ts As Ks]
Seat 1: societymax (big blind) showed [9s 7d] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 4: jbarnes49222 (button) showed [Jd Ah] and won ($18.10) with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 5: danny7up (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #8562107961: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/02/22 - 01:12:53 (ET)
Table 'Aesculapia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: societymax ($20.60 in chips)
Seat 2: JayC204 ($10.95 in chips)
Seat 4: jbarnes49222 ($18.10 in chips)
Seat 5: danny7up ($10.60 in chips)
bfcc will be allowed to play after the button
societymax: posts small blind $0.25
JayC204: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to societymax [Qd 4c]
jbarnes49222: raises $17.60 to $18.10 and is all-in
danny7up: folds
societymax: raises $2.50 to $20.60 and is all-in
JayC204: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks 4s Js]
*** TURN *** [Ks 4s Js] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 4s Js Qc] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
societymax: shows [Qd 4c] (two pair, Queens and Fours)
jbarnes49222: mucks hand
societymax collected $34.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $36.70 | Rake $1.80
Board [Ks 4s Js Qc 3s]
Seat 1: societymax (small blind) showed [Qd 4c] and won ($34.90) with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 2: JayC204 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: jbarnes49222 mucked [6h 6d]
Seat 5: danny7up (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[kindergartencop]

I SUCK AT FLIPS.

[jcg2005]

"Boys have penises, girls have vaginas" DUCY??

[Humble Pie]

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[siccjay]

OP,

Awesome.