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My dad is a fish 8[
I wanted me to teach him hold'em and we're playing some hands heads up so I can tell him how he should have played his hands.
After some minutes, he calls on the flop with nothing but a gutshot and a backdoor flushdraw out of position, sucks out on me ( I'm holding top two ) and I tell him that his flop call sucks. And all he says is: "But they were suited!?" |
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Re: My dad is a fish 8[
Araklion's dad: soooooooooooooooted
Araklion: HU4ROLLZ? but seriously, concepts like position heads up is a little advanced for "some minutes" into your lesson don't you think? most people I've seen taught the game barely pick up that you need to burn a card before dealing the streets, lol. |
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Re: My dad is a fish 8[
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Araklion's dad: soooooooooooooooted Araklion: HU4ROLLZ? but seriously, concepts like position heads up is a little advanced for "some minutes" into your lesson don't you think? most people I've seen taught the game barely pick up that you need to burn a card before dealing the streets, lol. [/ QUOTE ] I had an entire table argue w/ me that A3>66 on the AKQJTr board cause it played a card. |
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Re: My dad is a fish 8[
My dad plays tournaments at a bar at least once a week (free buy-in, they keep stats for the "season", top players win prizes). I played twice. The first time was fun, I brought a buddy, there was only 30 people in the whole thing, we all made the final table and got free shots.
The second time there was nearly 100 people there, and every one of them thought they were Johnny Chan. My Dad and I got put at different tables, I didn't know anyone else there. Maybe 20 minutes into the tourney, I spoke up in a pot I wasn't in: someone had raised less than the minimum. Someone bet, and another guy raised less than the original bet. I said that's not allowed, the whole table disagreed with me saying that the minimum raise was the big blind (so if the blinds were 50/100 and someone bets 7000, I could raise to 7100 without being all-in, lol). I intentionally busted out a few minutes later. |
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Re: My dad is a fish 8[
Wtf is <font color="blue">8[ </font>?
That's the worst sad smiley ever. |
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Re: My dad is a fish 8[
It's supposed to look like your face when a hot nurse tells you that you have cancer while she is striping for you to cheer you up.
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Re: My dad is a fish 8[
I HATE IT WHEN NURSES STRIPE FOR ME. |
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Re: My dad is a fish 8[
do you prefere fireman striptease??? [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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Re: My dad is a fish 8[
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do you prefere fireman stripetease??? [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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Re: My dad is a fish 8[
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It's supposed to look like your face when a hot nurse tells you that you have cancer while she is striping for you to cheer you up. [/ QUOTE ] I was in the hospital last year. It wasn't bad enough that a routine surgery sent me to teh ICU for a week, but the male nurse offered me a backrub and the only thing the hot nurse did was remove my catheter. |
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