weekend cheese thread thing!

True · #1 02-17-2007, 07:20 AM

must be a hand you think you played well

> 200bb total pot,

etc etc

thank god for long weekend sessions!

goofyballer · #2 02-17-2007, 07:23 AM

AHAHAHHA POKER IS EZ

Full Tilt Poker
$1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
5 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
BB: $198
UTG: $398
Hero (CO): $220.80
BTN: $225.55
SB: $335.75

Preflop: 9

9

($3, 5 players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $7, BTN calls $7, SB folds, BB calls $5

Flop: A

9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($22, 3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $18, BTN calls $18, BB folds

Turn: A

9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($58, 2 players)
Hero bets $44, BTN raises all in to $200.55, Hero calls all in for $151.80
Uncalled bet of $4.75 returned to BTN

River: A

9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [Q

] ($449.6, 2 players)
No action

Results:
Hero had 9

9

(three of a kind, Nines) and won $446.60
BTN had A

4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces)
Final Pot: $446.60 ($3.00 rake)

True · #3 02-17-2007, 07:28 AM

meh, weekend sucks for me, these guys are ridick fast, they win every race!

DanJ. · #4 02-17-2007, 07:32 AM

AHAHAHHA POKER IS EZ

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $246.15
Button: $148.93
SB: $160.30
BB: $18.14

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $5, Button raises to $14.5, SB folds, Hero raises to $57, Button raises all-in $134.43, Hero calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($299.36, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $299.36)

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($299.36, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $299.36)

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($299.36, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $299.36)

Results:
Final pot: $299.36
Hero shows Ks Kh 
Button doesn't show Jc Td 
BB shows 7d 8h

Oki-Oki · #5 02-17-2007, 07:52 AM

[ QUOTE ]
AHAHAHHA POKER IS EZ

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $246.15
Button: $148.93
SB: $160.30
BB: $18.14

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $5, Button raises to $14.5, SB folds, Hero raises to $57, Button raises all-in $134.43, Hero calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($299.36, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $299.36)

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($299.36, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $299.36)

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($299.36, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $299.36)

Results:
Final pot: $299.36
Hero shows Ks Kh 
Button doesn't show Jc Td 
BB shows 7d 8h 

[/ QUOTE ]

Hahaha the spew tard in this hand is a friend of mine and he IM'd me this hand. Hes a good player and a 2+2er but hes been on super monster tilt lately .

I'll show him this thread hopefully he outs himself for this outrageous spew.

DanJ. · #6 02-17-2007, 07:59 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
AHAHAHHA POKER IS EZ

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $246.15
Button: $148.93
SB: $160.30
BB: $18.14

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $5, Button raises to $14.5, SB folds, Hero raises to $57, Button raises all-in $134.43, Hero calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($299.36, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $299.36)

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($299.36, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $299.36)

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($299.36, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $299.36)

Results:
Final pot: $299.36
Hero shows Ks Kh 
Button doesn't show Jc Td 
BB shows 7d 8h 

[/ QUOTE ]

Hahaha the spew tard in this hand is a friend of mine and he IM'd me this hand. Hes a good player and a 2+2er but hes been on super monster tilt lately .

I'll show him this thread hopefully he outs himself for this outrageous spew.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL, after that hand i sat there looking at his stats shaking my head saying WTF??? This hand is with same villain but earlier in the session, this one also had me WTFing? as it was the first time i had even 3bet at the table and i was playing kind of nitty.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $84.79
CO: $185.37
Button: $98.50
SB: $151.05
Hero: $120.60

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG (poster) checks, CO raises to $5, 2 folds, Hero raises to $16.5, UTG folds, CO calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($34.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $24.5, CO raises all-in $168.87, Hero calls all-in $79.6.
Uncalled bets: $64.77 returned to CO.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($242.7, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $242.7)

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($242.7, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $242.7)

Results:
Final pot: $242.7
Hero shows Ac Ah 
CO shows 7s 8s 

On a side note, i remember this guy was Australian like me, Oki are u also aussie? what city are u in?

Oki-Oki · #7 02-17-2007, 08:03 AM

Yeah he sent me the session to review, those two hands are sooooooooo gross. But as I said hes been playing super bad, but is a pretty good player.

Yeah I'm in Australia, I live in Perth. The problem with party for me atm is trying to table select while trying not to end up on a table with 5 or 6 2+2ers that all live in Perth and I'm friends with.

Jay Riall · #8 02-17-2007, 08:21 AM

87s hand is +EV imo.

ikestoys · #9 02-17-2007, 05:42 PM

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $366.95
ikestoys: $531.65
CO: $408.40
Button: $666.15
SB: $231.55
BB: $201

Pre-flop: (6 players) ikestoys is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, ikestoys raises to $6, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($19, 3 players)
BB checks, ikestoys bets $14, Button raises to $212, BB folds, ikestoys raises all-in $525.65, Button calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1070.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1070.3)

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1070.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1070.3)

Results:
Final pot: $1070.3
Button Shows Qh 5c
ikestoys Shows Qc 10c

Whisper · #10 02-17-2007, 05:55 PM

Wow haha, thats sick