Beat: Fat woman smothers me with her stink + why do fatties stink?

[EricW]

I commute by bus to and from my university because I live in the suburbs. Today was a rough day because the bus that was 15 min ahead of us broke down. This naturally means that the passengers of the broken down bus had to come onto ours. The bus was now packed as passengers were standing on the aisles while all the seats were taken.

Unfortunately for me, this really fat woman in her 50's stood right beside me. She was easily 300 lbs. She didn't just stand beside me. She pretty much leaned her fat ass on my face. It was the most putrid smell that I have inhaled in a long time. To make things worse, she pretty much leaned her ass on my face/body for the next 20 min.

Now I'm wondering why fat people stink so badly? I think it's a combination of things that are a result of fatness. It is safe to assume that really fat people are less mobile than regular folk. This means that they have a more difficult wiping their asses after they poo. I would also assume that they have a difficult time cleaning their ass cracks/butts during shower time due to the sheer vastness of surface area. This leads to poo not being cleaned off properly and it gets clogged up in the buttcrack as bacteria accumulates. Also, it is safe to assume that fat people sweat more so that also leads to further bacterial growth.

Either way, it stinks. Anyone have further insight? Dids?

[TheFaucet]

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[pvn]

Variance: you got a chubby from the experience

[Newtown]

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[Thremp]

Best Part: Calling out Dids for insight into what makes Fatty McFattersons smell like doo doo butta.

[boomshakalaka]

I was with this girl once that was not fat at all, but had kinda saggy [censored]. I was doin my think, suckin nipples and al lthe good stuff. I started kissing/licking around the area. I made my way like under her tit kinda, this is where I found this salty funky taste, then I inhaled, it was bad. Her general aroma was perfectly fine, but this lil area.. I mean she must not lift em and wash under there much (at all?) Id imagine its like this with fat people, except they have tons (zing!) of rolls, not just 2 [censored].

[holdme]

i didnt read the op but i think fat ppl stink because they have to much butt to wipe and it's too much work for them to wipe because they are fat . TIS A VICIOUS CYCLE.

[YYZ]

its the bleu cheese obviously. it happens.

[UATrewqaz]

Fat people are also typically more lazy and have lower self esteem than the average joe, which leads to them not taking care of themselves as well. Obviously this doesn't apply to each and every fat person, but I would say this is a fair generalization.

I saw a chick the other day who I swear was 100% completely round. She was about 5'3 and literally looked like a gigantic beach ball with arms and legs. For whatever reason I wondered what she thought about herself when she looked at herself naked in the mirror and then I immediately regretted it as the image flashed into my brain.

[oneouterson]

but you hit that right?