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Old 02-15-2007, 08:13 AM
pimprexel pimprexel is offline
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Default Brandi and I at the Bellagio

This is my first post ever on a message board. Its funny to finally read all of this and be part of it so I know what is really true and what is false.

Brandi and I had been dating for a couple weeks now. We originally met at Borders Book Store on Maryland Parkway here in Vegas. I had seen her pictures on nwp and I had developed somewhat of a crush on her. Funny enough there she was one day checking out some magazines so I came up to her and said hi.

We immediately clicked it was like magic. We stayed up and talked all night long and cuddled. I couldn't believe it. She was nothing like she was made out to be on these forums.

During our time together we frequently played at the bellagio but contrary to what was posted on here, I never gave her any money and she never went busto playing 2/5 as was claimed. She played 5/10 each session and we both booked a winner each time we were there.

We would then go home and laugh on here as we woud read things that had happened moments earlier be misconstrued on here. Contrary to what all of you mules reported, she was nothing but sweet and nice to me he whole time never asking for a single dollar. Sexually, I dont think she would mind me saying that she rocked my world. It was ridiculous. Beautiful body, firm breasts and ass, and she always tasted just like a peach. Good lord I can still taste her in my mouth.

Tonight we went to dinner at Spago and then the Bellagio for a session. She had bought me some mystery novels and toys from an adult novelty shop for Valentines Day. Yes it is true, I was upstairs spewing away at 100/200 with Sklansky and Levy and she was playing 5/10 doubling her stack within 20 minutes. She came upstairs and started softly kissing my neck and my lips, and I noticed Sklansky looked up with a grin on his face.

She pranced back down to 5/10 and within minutes I see Sklansky over there talking with her. They headed to the bar and I thought nothing of it since I know how popular brandi is on his website. I continued playing until my game broke. As I was cashing out I then see them holding hands and exiting the bellagio. I went back and played 10 20 for a while waiting for her to return but she never came back.

jw

- post that is 99% likely to be total BS edited so that it's at least readable and easier to mock- Dids.
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:16 AM
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:20 AM
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Captain Tom is that you?
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:22 AM
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well we already heard this story from sublime so pls tell us something we dont know.
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:15 AM
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gimmick account
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Old 02-15-2007, 10:02 AM
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Old 02-15-2007, 10:20 AM
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"We stayed up and talked all night long and cuddled"

This made me throw up a little. Why does this post read as if it were written by someone not old enough to enter a casino?
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Old 02-15-2007, 10:38 AM
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did you cuddle or did you huggle?
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Old 02-15-2007, 10:43 AM
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"We stayed up and talked all night long and cuddled"

This made me throw up a little. Why does this post read as if it were written by someone not old enough to enter a casino?

[/ QUOTE ]

How much of a loser do you have to be to not get laid with this chick like within an hour of meeting her(or booting her ass out on Boulder Hwy in lieu of).
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:51 PM
Peter McDermott Peter McDermott is offline
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"We stayed up and talked all night long and huggled"


[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

BTW, can you estimate the size of your roll in comparison to:

a.) newhizzle
b.) Sklansky

Also, given that you're sharing your huggles here, you need to answer the question that's on everybody's mind:

buttsecks or not?
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