In the spirit of Valentines Day

[Wongboy]

Redneck sensitivity training:

Q: What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?



A: Nothin' you dun told her twice.

[Misfire]

Crumby

[Prodigy54321]

Q: why don't women need watches?

A: because there's a clock on the stove

[ojsdaman]

like em both. never heard the stove one

[Keith0707]

Q: What does a woman do when she gets out of the battered women shelter?


A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.