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Dear LAGtard - I see that Mr. Ungar is your avatar;
do you think his rotting bones just puked a bit when you pushed duece trey into that all broadway flop? For one brief moment I was on top of the world Then, the board paired Sir, when you called -- and your silly little hand was exposed -- I must admit I pictured you sitting in your sad little home looking for all the world like Jack Nicholson at the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Pardon me if I take some offense that you are apparently 12-years old and can reraise post-flop more than I make in a week. When announcing preflop that you have your "favorite hand"; Do not be surprised later that I knew you had jack ten; It is every idiot's "favorite hand". Do you ever ponder, Mr. 70/30, Why there are always, 10 players waiting, to get to your table? It is not, I fear, a compliment. There once was a player from North Mage; Whose aggression, he believed, could not be upstaged; But when the chips went in; He was stacked again; And now he works for minimum wage. My wife awakens; My baby cries. You, sir, from 3,000 miles away, Have put my family in turmoil On this cold, dark night. All because you hit Your god damned Inside straight draw, And I was forced to scream Much like a little girl. Oh benevolent poker gods, please hear this prayer, as I have a minor clarification. When I say the name of a card -- aloud, with fear and consternation in my voice -- making it appear on the river is the opposite of what I want. |
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n'oh
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My wife awakens; My baby cries. You, sir, from 3,000 miles away, Have put my family in turmoil On this cold, dark night. All because you hit Your god damned Inside straight draw, And I was forced to scream Much like a little girl. [/ QUOTE ] This is the best, IMO |
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If that was the best then tl;dr indeed, and OP should die in a fire.
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Pardon me if I take some offense that you are apparently 12-years old and can reraise post-flop more than I make in a week. [/ QUOTE ] bitter much? |
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nh, sir. Very funny stuff.
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Nah...it's all in good fun.
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