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How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)
So I'm going to a student cruise this weekend. The thing is that they might search you and take your bottles away. I'm not sure what's the best way to smuggle these through. Do you guys know any advanced techniques?
And no, I won't be smuggling anything in my ass. Edit to clarify: There are bars and so on but I don't want to spend 300 euros to get drunk. Tax free shop will be opened the next morning so I won't even be able to buy cheap beer. I can't buy liquor from the shop because I'm under 20 ([censored] laws). |
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Re: How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)
get a girl to put it in between her legs.. i dont mean inside of her, so dont get any ideas, but just have them tape it up near their crotch. only works with a couple of flasks, i think
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Re: How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)
I dont know the difference between a student cruise and a regular one but I have gone on tons of cruises. They don't care if you bring water and soft drinks on so I usually bring 6 waters. 3 of them regular and the other 3 I dump out the water and put booze in. If you carry them on they will take a look and you might get caught. Put them in your luggage that you give the porter and there should be no problem.
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Re: How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)
Put whatever you want to drink into bottles that are either very thin (hip flask shaped) or plastic bottles that can be crushed around easily. Tie them to your calf. Wear slightly baggy trousers (though most will suffice). If they don't do a full body pat down you'll be alright. You won't be able to smuggle loads doing this.
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Re: How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)
Peppermint schnapps, vodka, green food coloring in mouthwash bottle (from Toy Soldiers).
Probably not too good, but it's still booze. |
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Re: How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)
Mouthwash bottle is easiest way to do it. Food coloring messes up your tounge/teeth slightly but its the best way to bring large amounts on. Finding mixers is a pain however.
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Re: How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)
from what i remember...as long as it isnt in an alcoholic bottle its not a big deal...put some vodka in water bottles and u should be fine. That what my brother did when we went
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Re: How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)
Over/under on number of posts before somebody makes a Samuel L Jackson "Booze on a Cruise" mspaint?
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Re: How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)
Are you talking about getting it on when you first board the ship or when you stop at a port?
If when first boarding, that's easy. Just pack the bottles in your suitcase (not carry-on) and use plastic bottles. They don't check that luggage. If at port, just do the water bottles with clear booze. Easy. |
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Re: How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)
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There will be luggage checks (probably not everyone) when boarding the ship. I don't know if there are body checks though. Every uncorked bottle will be thrown away if found so vodka in a water-bottle won't work if it's uncorked. Obviously one could put a hole in a bottle with a needle and change the inside to booze. I will probably go with a bottle of 60% vodka taped to my leg or something like that. You can't bring ANY own alcohol to the trip so.. |
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