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Old 02-12-2007, 09:33 PM
Barbara Coast Barbara Coast is offline
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Default David Singer bans Susisisu\'s FTP chat

Table Erwin. Heavily edited chat transcript (it took maybe 10-15min from first to last sentence):

David Singer: hi everyone
Ziigmund: singer hu
Ziigmund: 50 100
Ram Vaswani: yo
David Singer: no thanks, u beat me too badly last time
Susisisu: david show me your surprised look
Ziigmund: lol
Susisisu: zig put msn on
David Singer: i should have only beaten me small a few times,
then i would still be dumb enough to play u. :-)
David Singer: if u want a scouting report on how badly I play this
game, sus. U can ask him right here. u don't have to go to msn. i
don't mind. :-)
Susisisu: dave
David Singer: lol
Susisisu: hes a good friend of mine
Susisisu: i discussed the hand where he went all in on river
Susisisu: i dont need to ask him to konw that u stink
David Singer: I'm sure he is. I didn't mean u were doing anything
wrong
Susisisu: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
David Singer: lol
Ziigmund: david..put your avator with open mouth
Susisisu: i wathce u play ziighmun
David Singer: i already did
Ziigmund: ok
Ziigmund: didnt see
Ziigmund: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
straight167 (Observer): its phil hellmuth!
David Singer: oh
David Singer: but u know i am a lifetime winner against him
David Singer: He just beat me big one day
Susisisu: dave show the surpised face
Manicured - VNH (Observer): Ulitmatebutt is HELMUTH
Ziigmund: is hellmuth gay?
Susisisu: no more than david singer
David Singer: whats this all about, sus?
David Singer: do u have a problem with me?
Susisisu: just messin around like i always do
Susisisu: im always so shocked bout how insulted people get
when i just mess around
David Singer: well I don't appreciate it
Susisisu: well boo hoo
Susisisu: comments like taht make u more gay
David Singer: y should u mess around with me, i'm not your friend
Susisisu: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
David Singer: comments like that and u won't be able to chat
Susisisu: maybe me getting my chat banned could be the best
thing that ever happened to me
Ziigmund: lul
Susisisu: i have a gay alter ego
Susisisu: its he who loses al the time
......
David Singer: i am out. good luck everyone. c u zig
Ziigmund: cu david around
......
Ziigmund: david singer shut down susis chat just
Philippo021 (Observer): really?
Ducks1987 (Observer): oh reeeely
Blauiie (Observer): Sensetive guy
Ziigmund: yes
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:52 PM
Barbara Coast Barbara Coast is offline
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Default Re: David Singer bans Susisisu\'s FTP chat

Earlier there was more fun at table Broadhead

Susisisu: i stink at value betting lol
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): u stink at plo
Susisisu: try to cash more than 100k this year de donk
Susisisu: u out of luck
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): last year only 3m
Susisisu: never ever again
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): everyone knows
Susisisu: sd thing is u dont even realise it
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): u only have money cos u sold a
business
Susisisu: lol
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): if ur winning player Luigi is a
plumbers borther
Susisisu: u only have money cause u good at flips
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): i tilted u for 1million dollars at
bellagoio
Susisisu: and u only got 3k of it lol
Luck123: Have a seat and show him, Roland
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): luck why u want me t sit
Luck123: better to show im in action than talking
Luck123: have a seat and show sis what you can do
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): no i might lose then i would look even
more silly
Luck123: or sis might lose and you win, who knows
Susisisu: they day roland beats me at plo is the day i buy back the
business i sold
Luck123: at least you need to show your balls
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): better to remain on the sidelines than
to step to the plate and drop it
Luck123: lots of talk and no action
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): hmmm
Luck123: what business did sissy sell ?
Susisisu: i didnt
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): he did
Susisisu: some jordan morgan claimed so on 2+2
Luck123: lol
Luck123: and everything on internet is true
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): he sold biusiness for 30m
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): had biggest free range egg farn ib
finland
Susisisu: and then i backed roland for 2 months
Susisisu: now im broke
Luck123: lol
Susisisu: roland said that he was good at tilting bj dealers and that
he could make serious money when they tilt
Luck123: and Luc Longley played basket in the same team as
Michale jordan
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): i like sex
Luck123: i like sju
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): thomas wahlroos
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): google him
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): sold business for 30m
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): egg distribution and production
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): Woonfahrtelienen
Susisisu: y, and roland bought penis enlargements for 3mm
Susisisu: now all his blood flows to his @$$@ and he cantg play
no more
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): thomas is putting his 30m into trying
to win a poker tournament
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): the other day he lost 100k online and
threw his computer in a lake swearing never to play again, it was
by far his most successful day in onlin epoker
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): thomas played the big game with
mixed results
Susisisu: and roland gave everything he won in tournies to tom
franklin so that he could manage his bank roll
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): benyamine won 1m whereas patrik
only won 600k
Susisisu: roland agreed to let tom put his di ck on rolands back
once a week
Susisisu: nh
Dealer: LucLongley shows four of a kind, Nines
Dealer: Susisisu shows two pair, Queens and Nines
Dealer: LucLongley wins the pot ($24,324.80) with four of a kind,
Nines
LucLongley: ty
Susisisu: no more tilting
Susisisu: gg
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): the tilted walrus

twin-caracas11: nenad i call they can get me tickets
serb2127: really nice
serb2127: ill call you in like hour ok
twin-caracas11: call me later ok
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): serb
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): its a scam
serb2127: ?
serb2127: whats a scam
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): tickets
serb2127: what do you mean
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): he wants to kiss ur beard theres no
tickets
loganthedog (Observer): u drunk roland?
twin-caracas11: what u mean roland?
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): ur scamming serb
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): u just want to pull the cheetos out of
his beard
twin-caracas11: i really dont understand what u saying sir
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): u have no tickets
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): u just want to see serb in private to
have sex with him
twin-caracas11: i do kid im a big donkey gambler belaggio does
what i want
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): whos the pic of in ur pokerstars foto
twin-caracas11: my wife
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): nh sir
loganthedog (Observer): caracas...r u taking roland serious?
loganthedog (Observer): hes obv a goofball
twin-caracas11: i am
serb2127: hes busting your balls jorge
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): jorge conseca
twin-caracas11: i know np
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): jorge burrachaga

Roland de Wolfe (Observer): can the rail name 3 memebers of the
argentinain 86 world cup winning side
twin-caracas11 (Observer): burruchaga maradona pasarella
ardiles valdano
twin-caracas11 (Observer): fillol
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): ardiles in 86?
twin-caracas11 (Observer): y
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): brown
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): pumpido
oneouterson (Observer): roland do some flips with someone
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): cheats anyway
twin-caracas11 (Observer): wasnt tarantini another defense?
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): the england team in 1990
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): name 6
twin-caracas11 (Observer): no idea only follow argentina brasil
and the southamerican teams
twin-caracas11 (Observer): shilton
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): brazil 82
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): falcao
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): socrates zico
twin-caracas11 (Observer): toninho cerezo
twin-caracas11 (Observer): zico
twin-caracas11 (Observer): socrates
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): nelino
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): tostao?
twin-caracas11 (Observer): thats be4
twin-caracas11 (Observer): goal keeper?
loganthedog (Observer): Peter Shilton, Gary Stevens, Stuart
Pearce, Des Walker, Terry Butcher, Bryan Robson (Captain), Chris
Waddle, Paul Gascoigne, John Barnes, Peter Beardsley (Steve
McMahon), Gary Lineker (Steve Bull).
Roland de Wolfe (Observer): taffarel
twin-caracas11 (Observer): oh yes taffarel
twin-caracas11 (Observer): i think eder played there too
twin-caracas11: hu fish?
serb2127: you too good kid
serb2127: maybe if roland sits in
serb2127: then we got a good game
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Old 02-12-2007, 10:05 PM
JohnnyHumongous JohnnyHumongous is offline
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Default Re: David Singer bans Susisisu\'s FTP chat

tremendous
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Old 02-12-2007, 10:35 PM
iMsoLucky0 iMsoLucky0 is offline
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Default Re: David Singer bans Susisisu\'s FTP chat

I guess my sources were off on him starting/selling a business. Maybe I just remembered wrong but I thought for sure I had heard that. Must be getting people confused.

In any case, I apologize Thomas, didnt' mean to spread misinformation about you, even if this is NVG.
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Old 02-12-2007, 10:56 PM
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Default Re: David Singer bans Susisisu\'s FTP chat

Roland de Wolfe (Observer): if ur winning player Luigi is a
plumbers borther
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Old 02-12-2007, 11:12 PM
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Default Re: David Singer bans Susisisu\'s FTP chat

I don't mean to be a nit but if I was a pro on FTP I'd probably start banning chats left and right to after the 500th person was "just messing around with me like they always do"
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Old 02-13-2007, 01:23 AM
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Default Re: David Singer bans Susisisu\'s FTP chat

A+
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:46 AM
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Default Re: David Singer bans Susisisu\'s FTP chat

[ QUOTE ]


Roland de Wolfe (Observer): he wants to kiss ur beard

Roland de Wolfe (Observer): u just want to pull the cheetos out of his beard

Roland de Wolfe (Observer): u just want to see serb in private to have sex with him

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

very funny stuff
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:46 PM
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Default Re: David Singer bans Susisisu\'s FTP chat

WTF? David Singer must be the tuchiest guy in Poker. Sissusu is Williamson the IIIrd and a really nice guy if im not wrong. Wow what a sissy !
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:27 PM
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Default Re: David Singer bans Susisisu\'s FTP chat

High limit players are all dicks apparently.
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