Need a favor from a French speaker please

[Jihad]

If you speak French fluently and are willing to help, please PM me. I need a paragraph or two translated. I may be able to fly out to, and perform in, the Paris Airshow, and part of it is convincing my Commodore that my squadron, and my particular piloting and social skill, are best suited for the job. I want to do it in French, and none of the online converters can handle the slang.

Thanks,
Jihad