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Look, how the [censored] do I get my goddamn money.
Look. I got rent, bills, a car note, and I kinda want to go to [censored] Vegas cause I haven't been a block away from my [censored] apartment in a month. All my money is in Neteller and Full Tilt, aggregate less than 10K. I have no liquid currency and my one credit card's getting jammed pretty tight. How the [censored] do I get to some beedogs in a timely fashion? Is there anything faster than dicking around for two months while they cut me a check after getting six zillion forms of ID?
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Re: Look, how the [censored] do I get my goddamn money.
1) Your neteller funds are in limbo. Either halted by the US Atty's office, by Neteller themselves as a bargaining strategy, or a mix of both. You won't see this money until this impasse is resolved.
2) To get your money off Full Tilt, contact them. Checks are working (from what I've read). You might also consider EPassporte, but this will take time to set up, there are account limts, and this will require a deposit first. |
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Re: Look, how the [censored] do I get my goddamn money.
I mentioned checks. Checks take ~30 business days and a full set of faxed IDs. That's not going to cut it.
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Re: Look, how the [censored] do I get my goddamn money.
take out a loan or hit up mom and dad.
everyone wants their money. there are people with 6 figures stuck in neteller...consider yourself lucky. |
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Re: Look, how the [censored] do I get my goddamn money.
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I mentioned checks. Checks take ~30 business days and a full set of faxed IDs. That's not going to cut it. [/ QUOTE ] Well it looks like it's gonna have to. |
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Re: Look, how the [censored] do I get my goddamn money.
Hey -- take up your concerns with Full Tilt Poker. I didn't architect the current withdrawal situation, all I did was give you a cliff notes version of what has transpired lately.
If you'd rather read through 500+ posts on the topics below to get to the same conclusion, enjoy! If you're instead posting a thinly disguised "someone buy my balance" request, I think neverwinpoker site has a forum group just for that sort of thing. You're welcome. |
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Re: Look, how the [censored] do I get my goddamn money.
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[ QUOTE ] I mentioned checks. Checks take ~30 business days and a full set of faxed IDs. That's not going to cut it. [/ QUOTE ] Well it looks like it's gonna have to. [/ QUOTE ] Where they gonna send it? The underside of a causeway on the LA River? 'Cause that's where I'll be. ATTENTION LA 2+2ERS: Anybody got a couch? |
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Re: Look, how the [censored] do I get my goddamn money.
There is no way right now to get any of this money in less than 30 days.
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Re: Look, how the [censored] do I get my goddamn money.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I mentioned checks. Checks take ~30 business days and a full set of faxed IDs. That's not going to cut it. [/ QUOTE ] Well it looks like it's gonna have to. [/ QUOTE ] Where they gonna send it? The underside of a causeway on the LA River? 'Cause that's where I'll be. ATTENTION LA 2+2ERS: Anybody got a couch? [/ QUOTE ] Epassporte will take you just about as long as a paper check from FTP. Takes a couple of weeks to get your bank account verified, then you can only withdraw $300 / day, and the first withdrawal will hit your bank in about a week. Your best option, (if you have poker friends you can trust) is to transfer someone FTP $$, and have them send you a check or money order. If all you're needing is rent money, then it shouldn't be a huge amount. That could buy you some time till your Epassporte account was ready or MyWebATM was setup as a withdrawal method at FTP. Good luck. |
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Re: Look, how the [censored] do I get my goddamn money.
If your cash flow is so tight why would you have so much just sitting in one poker site and neteller?
Especially with all the events that led up to the current situation? Not to mention the window of opurtunity there was to remove Neteller funds with the Debit card and other means. Sounds like your mad at and blaming everyone but the one person most at fault. |
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