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Old 02-11-2007, 06:53 PM
AsH_KeTcHuM AsH_KeTcHuM is offline
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Default Trip report: Sexy time is busted by girls older brothers... DOH!

I've been seeing this girl for about 2 months now. And last night was the first time that I went back to her house (she has been to mine before already). Her parents were out of town and apparentley her older brother works a graveyard shift that has him coming home at 7:00am.

So we are fooling around for like hours (no I didn't SIIHP yet, shes pretty tight with it) but it was freakin awesome anyway. This girl has the sickest body I've ever layed hands on, fat juicy lips and exotic eyes. Shes mexican but looks like shes half asian or something. In any case I'm having the time of my life with with her under the blankets and I look at the clock to see that its 6:15am. So I'm about to get ready to leave and she goes to open her bedroom door, then she slams it back shut and her eyes almost popped out of her head like McCauley Culkin.Home Alone style. I pretty much knew right when I saw her face what was up.

Her brother was home and comes pounding on her door "OPEN UP!" "WHOS IN THERE WITH YOU"
So she opens the door and I'm like half bonered out in my basketball shorts, and i have a wifebeater on under my unzipped hoodie and her TWO brothers are there.
They tell me " hey you gotta leave, before we get really mad" and I tell em "for sure, my bad" hahahahahaaha.

So i just left. I wasn't at all worried about her brothers, I could beat them both down, but I kinda felt bad because of that. Like they couldnt really do [censored] to me even if they wanted to yknow? I dont have any sisters thank god, but I guess it would be a [censored] feeling to see a guy coming out of her room at 7:00am.

So I'm pretty much banished from her house for all eternity, and don't know how much [censored] shes gonna be in when her parents get home.

here is an obligatory pic of her where u can see what kind of rack im working with.
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Old 02-11-2007, 06:59 PM
TIEdup14 TIEdup14 is offline
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Default Re: Trip report: Sexy time is busted by girls older brothers... DOH!

LOL it's our good friend Ash Ketchum

paging Tuq
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Old 02-11-2007, 07:04 PM
AsH_KeTcHuM AsH_KeTcHuM is offline
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ive BEEN back.....where have u been...?
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Old 02-11-2007, 07:05 PM
TheBlueMonster TheBlueMonster is offline
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bring her to your mom's basement
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Old 02-11-2007, 07:06 PM
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Default Re: Trip report: Sexy time is busted by girls older brothers... DOH!

AsH KeTcHum,

What is the point of your post?
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Old 02-11-2007, 07:08 PM
AsH_KeTcHuM AsH_KeTcHuM is offline
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Something happened to me that sucked, I'm playing some poker nitting it up and wanted to type between hands.
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Old 02-11-2007, 07:10 PM
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AsH KeTcHum,

What is the point of your post?

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Why do AsH's threads have to have a point? He's AsH!!!

AsH, by "brothers" do you mean they were black? If not, they're lucky you didn't bitch-slap them en route to pozzing their dirrty little sister.

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Old 02-11-2007, 07:12 PM
AsH_KeTcHuM AsH_KeTcHuM is offline
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Tuq,
the "post your current wallpaper" thread is up top of the forum
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Old 02-11-2007, 07:14 PM
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LOL it's our good friend Ash Ketchum

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oh man, the same exact thought came to me too when i saw the thread title...

let's see how bad tuq messes him up this time...
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Old 02-11-2007, 07:29 PM
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