How my first marriage ended. (Long)

[uberoval]

Alright, here is the background on my *first* marriage. Met her via a blind date if I remember correctly
about 3 weeks after graduating high school. Keep in mind, I had never worried about girls too much
because I was always into cars and all the stories I had heard basically said stay away from relationships
if you want to be able to goof around w/ cars as much as you want to. In a nutshell, the girl will suck all
your disposable income leaving you nothing to have fun with. Turned out those guys were right, she did
suck all my $$$ but she also sucked everything else like 24/7. She was a total nympho, I mean like
anytime my friends and her and I went out it was well known I was getting roadhead if I we were in a
separate car going to wherever we were going. She was crazy. Typical girl raised by super religious
parents.

So we continue this relationship all through college which sucked in retrospect but oh well..she was a
total nympho during those 4 years. After approx. 4 years of dating I get retarded and ask her to marry
me. She said yes. Now I had to deal w/ her goofball churchy parents. Her Mom was borderline OCD
compulsive house cleaner and her dad was some sort of wiz at working with wood. He had a whole
friggin wood mill in his garage and always made crud for his church. But yet, he had a stack of pornos
as tall as I was hidden under his bed. Let me illustrate why they didn’t care for me early on in the
relationship. Her parents went out of town for the weekend once and me and (lets call her) Lori were
getting it on all weekend. I mean we had her hid-a-bed sofa pulled out, a dozen or so of her dad’s
pornos, Bud Dry (remember that?) cans all over and the ever-popular open condom wrappers strewn
about. Well come Sunday morning she had to get up early and go to work so I slept on the hide-a-bed
in their living room then all of a sudden the front door opened and the rest of the family poured inside
with all their baggage and crap. Holy moly, did I about die. I quickly grabbed the leftover beer in the
fridge and throw it over the neighbors fence and got dressed at the same time. I think I buried the
pornos in the bed and scooped up all the wrappers. I knew her parents knew what was up so they went
to the back of the house to un-pack and I got the heck out of dodge. Yep, they hated me for sure after
that ordeal.

So fast forward to the wedding. Super big and fancy and her and my parents spent a mint on it. We got
tons of stuff and we moved into a real upscale apartment to finally start living together. During the previous
couple of years I was going to school to be a cop so I invested in a sweet Police band scanner so I could
listen to all the police/fire traffic and I would listen at night before I crashed. Well in those days all cordless
phones operated on 10 basic frequencies so you can could monitor them pretty easily. It was waay fun
in listening to your neighbors conversations and find out who’s cheating on who and that sort. Well now about
a whopping 3 months into our marriage one of my older friends decides he wants to divorce his hippo of a
wife so we let him crash at our place during his separation. Big mistake. Apparently him and my wife stay
up “talking” late at night cause she doesn’t have to get up early being its summer and she is a school teacher
and I have to be up early for work. No big deal I thought. Mistake #2.

Well about another month goes by and my “friend” moves into his own place and its sort of back to normal
around the old homestead or so I thought. Right before bed I crank up the scanner to listen to the neighbors
and lo and behold I hear my wife’s voice. I am like WTF!!! She is talking to my friend and mutters something
about how she loves him and then she stops and says “I better go check and make sure he isn’t eavesdropping
on us”. Again, she knows I listen on the scanner about every night so why would she use the cordless phone
to talk to him. She walks in the bedroom and I fake like I am sleeping so she goes out starts talking again. Now,
II am steaming mad and I run out there and confront her. She starts lying and I bail to my sisters. I never saw her
again after that night. After roughly 5 years of dating and 4 months of marriage its done. What a waste of time
I’ll never get back.

I know she married him pretty quickly after we were done so I guess she was pregnant. The last time anyone
I knew saw her she had put on like 100 lbs so I am pretty happy about that. Hopefully she’ll die rather horribly
and rather soon. It’s been 14 years since that divorce and I burned all pics of her years ago so don’t bother asking.

Cliffnotes: I marry the first girl I sleep with, spend 5 years and 4 months with her. Then I catch her cheating on me
when I am listening to other apartment dwellers cheat between themselves on my cordless phone scanner.
Irony at its best.

[asofel]

So how's that second wife of yours?

[SammyKid11]

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So how's that second wife of yours?

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She's great in bed.

[scotchnrocks]

you should add that she gained ~100lbs in the cliff notes...that's the icing on the cake...also, good job attacking this problem the minute you found out about it and resolving it without trying to work things out

EDIT: forgot to add i've dated a psycho chick before too and they are awesome in bed...definitely recommended for a fling

[dozer]

For a girl who

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did suck all my $$$ but she also sucked everything else like 24/7

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I say your story of her cheating is standard.

Glad you've moved on.

[BukNaked36]

"After approx. 4 years of dating I get retarded and ask her to marry me."

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[cbloom]

Whoah, this is a trip.

Nympho girlfriend, check.
Super religious OCD housecleaning Mom, check.
Dad with a wood shop and porno collection, check.

At least I'm not married yet.

[RayPowers]

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Met her via a blind date if I remember correctly
about 3 weeks after graduating high school.

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Ok everyone. Read OP's story. Go back and read OP's other thread. Come back here.

History set to repeat itself?

Ray

[SoloAJ]

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Whoah, this is a trip.

Nympho girlfriend, check.
Super religious OCD housecleaning Mom, check.
Dad with a wood shop and porno collection, check.

At least I'm not married yet.

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You sure you're not the friend?

[DrNo888]

Please update other thread.