Beat: Macy's sucks

[ICallHimGamblor]

I bought a nice watch at macy's last night, and the salesman tells me that once the watch is fitted for my wrist, it is non-returnable. Unfortunately, he tells me this (1) after the watch is paid for, and (2) AFTER HE FITS THE WATCH FOR MY WRIST.

I am so pissed that now I want my money back, but they seem pretty insistent. I called several other jewelry stores, and they all have no-questions-asked return policies within 30 days.

What is my play?

[MTUCache]

Go to the gym and do mad wrist curls until it doesn't fit, and then return it saying that it was never fitted to your wrist... obv.

[boomshakalaka]

they took over chicagos land mark department store "marshal fields." They suck.

[leehrat]

what brand? omega? i think they sell that and some heuers and that's it

[LasVegasMichael]

Serious answer: Have the battery taken out, and return it saying that it doesn't work. They will not check to see if the battery is there or not. They will just take it back, and mark it as "defective". (also, I recommend taking it to a different Macy's then then one you raised a stink in).

Now that I have given you a solid out, I must ask, why the want to instareturn it anyway. You picked it out, paid for it, and got pissed that it was not returnable? Was it a "Macy's Rental" where you were going to wear it for one night, and return it or something?

[Five-Star]

Keep raising a ruckus with the company.

[Kilillan]

how much did it cost?

[Acein8ter]

Why buy the watch if your going to return it?

[boomshakalaka]

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Why buy the egg-salad-sandwich if your going to return it?

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MAYBE I AINT IN A EGG-MUHFUKIN-SALID MOOD NO MO'

[edfurlong]

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Keep raising a ruckus with the company.

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Pretty much, just make them really really want you to go away.