"Best" thing you've ever said

EricW · #1 02-07-2007, 08:54 PM

Back in highschool, there was this girl with kind of a big nose. She was nice and all but I was a huge ass too her. One day in class, I was giving her a hard time (not about her nose) and then she punched me. I was like: "WTF!??" So then I turned around and said to her: "Look, I don't hit girls but if you hit me one more time, I'm going to use that chair over there and make your nose bigger than it already is!"

She took a straight b-line to the washroom and a bunch of other girls followed her there while giving me dirty looks.

T-God · #2 02-07-2007, 08:55 PM

I want out of your club

paperjam · #3 02-07-2007, 08:55 PM

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Back in highschool, there was this girl with kind of a big nose. She was nice and all but I was a huge ass too her. One day in class, I was giving her a hard time (not about her nose) and then she punched me. I was like: "WTF!??" So then I turned around and said to her: "Look, I don't hit girls but if you hit me one more time, I'm going to use that chair over there and make your nose bigger than it already is!"

She took a straight b-line to the washroom and a bunch of other girls followed her there while giving me dirty looks.

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But...that doesn't make much sense. Unless that's the ONLY thing you've every said in your life. Is it?

Dan87 · #4 02-07-2007, 08:56 PM

when i was 10 i said to a fat girl who was having lays chips "betcha cant eat just one bag"

she ran away to the camp bathroom and didnt come out for like 1 hour

she took the chips with her

EricW · #5 02-07-2007, 08:57 PM

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I want out of your club

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You don't mean that, do you?? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Wools · #6 02-07-2007, 08:58 PM

I usually say better [censored] than OP like 10 times/day and I'm essentially a hermit.

Dan: standard.

piiop · #7 02-07-2007, 09:00 PM

BURN!!

manguydude21 · #8 02-07-2007, 09:11 PM

shipitholla

blutarski · #9 02-07-2007, 09:13 PM

At a party, we were waiting to see this girl that our one friend was bringing and who he'd been bragging on for about a week.

He showed up with a BIG girl. Big.

My other friend asked me "Where's the hot chick?"

I said immediately "The fat one ate her."

Jiggymike · #10 02-07-2007, 11:08 PM

I made a fun joke over the weekend. I have one good friend here who is Jewish and we always rib each other over it. The other day we were at a party and he was talking with another friend of ours about something. Anyhow:
Friend 1: I know your name
Friend 2 (Jewish): Well you're always just saying "Hey you"
Me: (without missing a beat) The J is silent