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02-09-2006, 01:11 PM
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Steak & BJ Day
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
[ QUOTE ] You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blow Job Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blow Job Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. [/ QUOTE ] Sounds like a good idea to me. 
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02-09-2006, 01:34 PM
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Re: Steak & BJ Day
Just sent my girlfriend the link. Thanks.
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02-09-2006, 01:35 PM
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Re: Steak & BJ Day
did you guys use the Internet in the last 8 years?
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02-09-2006, 01:55 PM
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Re: Steak & BJ Day
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did you guys use the Internet in the last 8 years? [/ QUOTE ] Is it really that shocking that maybe some people didn't catch every internet joke that has been passed around throughout the years? Way to be that token, pretentious douchebag that always shows up in a thread like this, making sure everyone realizes how much cooler they are because they saw a link when it first surfaced.
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#6
02-09-2006, 02:03 PM
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Re: Steak & BJ Day
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[ QUOTE ] did you guys use the Internet in the last 8 years? [/ QUOTE ] Is it really that shocking that maybe some people didn't catch every internet joke that has been passed around throughout the years? Way to be that token, pretentious douchebag that always shows up in a thread like this, making sure everyone realizes how much cooler they are because they saw a link when it first surfaced. [/ QUOTE ] It's an old running joke, don't overanalyze my motives. Thanks.
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#7
02-09-2006, 02:04 PM
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Re: Steak & BJ Day
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[ QUOTE ] did you guys use the Internet in the last 8 years? [/ QUOTE ] Is this really that old? I've never seen it. Oh well. If anything, there's links to pr0n on there. [/ QUOTE ] OMG, you're so stupid! You've never seen this. You totally suck. I [censored] rule!
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#10
02-09-2006, 02:40 PM
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Re: Steak & BJ Day
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] did you guys use the Internet in the last 8 years? [/ QUOTE ] Is it really that shocking that maybe some people didn't catch every internet joke that has been passed around throughout the years? Way to be that token, pretentious douchebag that always shows up in a thread like this, making sure everyone realizes how much cooler they are because they saw a link when it first surfaced. [/ QUOTE ] It's not a shame on you for not having seen it, it's a shame on you for wasting the time and space of thousands of people because you couldn't do 1 minute of research to see that this is not some new thing, and everyone else already saw it. ~D
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