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Old 02-04-2007, 07:30 AM
Big Steve Big Steve is offline
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Default Now this is how you give someone a Bad Beat!!!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($1.46)
UTG ($1.16)
UTG+1 ($4.95)
MP1 ($6.35)
MP2 ($0.98)
MP3 ($0.96)
CO ($2.47)
Hero ($18.99)
SB ($2.98)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls $0.02, MP2 calls $0.02, MP3 calls $0.02, CO calls $0.02, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.4</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $1.46</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO folds, Hero calls $1.06.

Flop: ($3.01) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($3.01) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($3.01) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $3.01

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Th Ac (one pair, twos).
Hero has 2h 7c (full house, twos full of sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $3.01. </font>

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:33 AM
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Default Re: Now this is how you give someone a Bad Beat!!!

the funny part is that it probably ruined someone's day.
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:36 AM
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Default Re: Now this is how you give someone a Bad Beat!!!

It definitely is peanut butter jelly time.
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:37 AM
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Default Re: Now this is how you give someone a Bad Beat!!!

I think It's sushi timeeeeeeeee
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:41 AM
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Default Re: Now this is how you give someone a Bad Beat!!!

"He cawled off a dollar with 72 offsuit!!! OMG BUDDYLIST TIME"

-Ace Ten guy after getting his Ace Ten cracked by Seven Deuce
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:43 AM
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[ QUOTE ]
"He cawled off a dollar with 72 offsuit!!! OMG BUDDYLIST TIME"

-Ace Ten guy after getting his Ace Ten cracked by Seven Deuce

[/ QUOTE ]

Was it you??? Hell that was just Drunken 2+2 poker, don't read anything in to it.

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Old 02-04-2007, 07:52 AM
flipdeadshot22 flipdeadshot22 is offline
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"He cawled off a dollar with 72 offsuit!!! OMG BUDDYLIST TIME"

-Ace Ten guy after getting his Ace Ten cracked by Seven Deuce

[/ QUOTE ]

Was it you??? Hell that was just Drunken 2+2 poker, don't read anything in to it.

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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naw i was just trying to get into character there [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 02-04-2007, 05:50 PM
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Default Re: Now this is how you give someone a Bad Beat!!!

I was donking around recently at 25NL and saw these hands, they made me truely feel the joy of poker.


UTG+1 started to push every hand so somone decided to finally make a stand.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP3 ($22.30)
CO ($34.20)
Button ($22.65)
SB ($16.25)
BB ($18.75)
UTG ($15.55)
UTG+1 ($10.35)
MP1 ($15.50)
MP2 ($30.85)

Preflop:
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $10.35</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, Button calls $10.35, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($21.05) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($21.05) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($21.05) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $21.05

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+1 has 7c 2d (straight, eight high).
Button has Kd Kc (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $21.05. </font>


Very next hand, same guy. This is why you gotta play your weak hands strongly, so you can get paid off on your monsters.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP2 ($22.30)
MPC ($34.20)
CO ($12.30)
Button ($16.15)
SB ($18.50)
BB ($15.55)
UTG ($20)
UTG+1 ($15.50)
MP1 ($30.85)

Preflop:
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $20</font>, <font color="#666666">8 folds</font>.

Final Pot: $20.35

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG collected $0.60 from pot
UTG: shows [Ah Ad] (a pair of Aces) </font>
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Old 02-04-2007, 05:54 PM
SCBielski SCBielski is offline
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Default Re: Now this is how you give someone a Bad Beat!!!

[ QUOTE ]
I was donking around recently at 25NL and saw these hands, they made me truely feel the joy of poker.


UTG+1 started to push every hand so somone decided to finally make a stand.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP3 ($22.30)
CO ($34.20)
Button ($22.65)
SB ($16.25)
BB ($18.75)
UTG ($15.55)
UTG+1 ($10.35)
MP1 ($15.50)
MP2 ($30.85)

Preflop:
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $10.35</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, Button calls $10.35, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($21.05) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($21.05) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($21.05) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $21.05

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+1 has 7c 2d (straight, eight high).
Button has Kd Kc (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $21.05. </font>


Very next hand, same guy. This is why you gotta play your weak hands strongly, so you can get paid off on your monsters.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP2 ($22.30)
MPC ($34.20)
CO ($12.30)
Button ($16.15)
SB ($18.50)
BB ($15.55)
UTG ($20)
UTG+1 ($15.50)
MP1 ($30.85)

Preflop:
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $20</font>, <font color="#666666">8 folds</font>.

Final Pot: $20.35

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG collected $0.60 from pot
UTG: shows [Ah Ad] (a pair of Aces) </font>

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lol, true justice would have been the guy who got his KK cracked making a tilted called with 27 and cracking this moron's aces.
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:24 AM
J-Lo J-Lo is offline
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Default Re: Now this is how you give someone a Bad Beat!!!

i think this is better, 'cuz i put the guy on tilt, because i kept 3 betting him and pushing... Then he put me on tilt

Dealt to Junaid0 [Kc Ks]
Jamie217: folds
Junaid0 said, "i'm felting everything, so if u wanna raise, make sure your read to felt it"
weeminer: folds
DonkeyGamble: raises $3 to $4
Junaid0: raises $10 to $14
Schukie: folds
DonkeyGamble: raises $86 to $100 and is all-in
Junaid0: calls $86
*** FLOP *** [Js 7c Qs]
*** TURN *** [Js 7c Qs] [7h]
Junaid0 said, "sick flop"
*** RIVER *** [Js 7c Qs 7h] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Junaid0: shows [Kc Ks] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
DonkeyGamble: shows [7s 2s] (three of a kind, Sevens)
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