[censored] EVERYONE DIE IN A GODDAMN FIRE YOU PIECES OF [censored] [censored] YOU

Weir · #1 02-03-2007, 06:12 AM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

CO ($67.45)
Button ($100)
SB ($99)
Hero ($254.80)
UTG ($102.60)
MP ($673.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $5, 4 folds, Hero raises to $254.8, UTG calls $97.60 (All-In).

Flop: ($357.90) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($357.90) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($357.90) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $357.90

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kd Ac (high card, ace).
UTG has Qs Js (straight, queen high).
Outcome: UTG wins $205.70. Hero wins $152.20. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

BB ($106.45)
UTG ($99)
MP ($97.50)
Hero ($138.70)
Button ($175.95)
SB ($671.30)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, Button calls $4, SB raises to $16, 1 fold, Hero raises to $138.7, Button folds, SB calls $122.70.

Flop: ($282.40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: ($282.40) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($282.40) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $282.40

Results in white below: 
SB has Qc Qs (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has Ad As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: SB wins $282.40. 

COME ON NOW. WHERE ARE THE [censored] CONDESCENDING SELF IMPORTANT DOUCHEBAGS WHO ARE GOING TO CRITIQUE MY PLAY?

MAYBE YOU CAN POST A GRAPH OF YOUR LITTLE STRAIGHT LINE GOING UP GRAPH?? OR MAYBE SOME TRAINED MONKEY PICTURES?

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tom10167 · #2 02-03-2007, 06:28 AM

Hand one is so awesome.

holyfield5 · #3 02-03-2007, 06:32 AM

your PF play is terrible

brazilio · #4 02-03-2007, 06:32 AM

this thread is brilliant

runner4life7 · #5 02-03-2007, 06:32 AM

you might have had the best hand, but you still suck at poker and life.

CaseS87 · #6 02-03-2007, 06:33 AM

While I disagree with what you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Esection · #7 02-03-2007, 06:37 AM

you are so bad. period.

Gonso · #8 02-03-2007, 06:45 AM

Man you're lucky you play low limit. I wish I could get my aces called with crap like that. Maybe you can move up so people will respect your hideous overbets.

The first hand was kinda bad with AK, btw.

Weir · #9 02-03-2007, 06:46 AM

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your PF play is terrible

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die [censored].

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you might have had the best hand, but you still suck at poker and life.

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whats that homeboy? why don't you go get your nuts stuck on a lamp post.

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you are so bad. period.

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good addition to the thread

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Man you're lucky you play low limit. I wish I could get my aces called with crap like that. Maybe you can move up so people will respect your hideous overbets.

The first hand was kinda bad with AK, btw

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is AK worse than QJ?

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you might have had the best hand, but you still suck at poker and life.

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you know nothing about my life. also you can even come up with your own original insult. bitch. [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

Wolitzer · #10 02-03-2007, 06:49 AM

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you might have had the best hand, but you still suck at poker and life.

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