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Old 02-01-2007, 10:29 PM
benlj21 benlj21 is offline
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Default Valentine\'s day tournament

Brag: I won a seat in FTOPS event 6, $200+16 Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $75k guaranteed
Beat: it's on Valentine's Day, at 8pm local time. I have a serious girlfriend. What now?
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Old 02-01-2007, 10:32 PM
whipsaw whipsaw is offline
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Default Re: Valentine\'s day tournament

Dinner with gf, tell her that you'll do VDay stuff night before/after, and tell her if you win serious money in the FTOPS, she'll be getting one hell of a present.
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Old 02-01-2007, 10:40 PM
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Dinner with gf, tell her that you'll do VDay stuff night before/after, and tell her if you win serious money in the FTOPS, she'll be getting one hell of a present.

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Old 02-01-2007, 11:08 PM
Apathy Apathy is offline
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Let her play
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:28 PM
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oh and btw according to the law of physics its unpossible to get sucked out on twice at the same time, so if she gives you head while you play you are guaranteed teh moniez.
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:34 PM
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dump that bi.tch
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:34 PM
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Give her a blow job.
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:36 PM
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Default Re: Valentine\'s day tournament

here is what she is gonna say


why da [censored] would you try to win a seat in a tournament on vday
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:37 PM
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tell her your grandma died.
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