1 Slice of Pizza for 20 dollars = Ship it

Rapidtransit · #1 01-28-2007, 05:28 AM

So I'm a little drunk but here goes. 2 friends of mine capped a night of drinking by heading to a pretty good local pizza place (t anthony's for the boston crowd.) The line was long and we talked about how good the pizza was. After we finally ordered a couple slices the following ensued. (approximately)

Me: I'd do anything for a slice.
Friend: I'll give you 20 bucks to steal a slice from the people behind us.
Me: Done.
I hop up and notice that the people behind us have one slice left. I pull my hooded sweatshirt over my face, back slowly towards them and grab their slice. I run to the door and notice the roadblock before me: A man with a bicycle. I push him to the side and run out the door. I head to a chinese restaraunt and order a coke. I head back after giving it a minute and look into the restaraunt. I run towards the street my friend's car is on and see he is ready to pull away. I hop in to find out the following.

Friend: Dude those guys wanted to [censored] you up.
Me: that pizza was the best slice in the history of the world.

Brag: I earned 20 dollars having the best slice of pizza that I ever have or ever will have.