F this MF'n POS F'n Horseshi*t co** gobbling ass burglar GAME!

[Peoples Elbow]

Beat:
CO in first 2 hands is the worst player on earth, and I can't beat him, so I am now the worst player on earth.

The AA<AA just about made me go pick fights with horsecops.

Brag:
I still might fight horsecops tonight after I get drunk

Variance:
Horsecops are pretty tough


******* Hand 1 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $62.90
UTG+1: $101.90
MP1: $139.80
MP2: $61.50
MP3: $103.90
CO: $43
Button: $97.65
Hero: $104.10
BB: $100

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
5 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $2</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $13</font>, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($27, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $45</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in $30</font>.
Uncalled bets: $15 returned to Hero.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($87, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $87)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($87, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $87)


Results:
Final pot: $87
<font color="#ffffff">CO showed Tc Qd</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Ad Ah</font>


******* Hand 2 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $139.80
UTG+1: $61.50
MP1: $103.90
MP2: $78
MP3: $97.65
Hero: $68.90
Button: $98.50
SB: $60.90
BB: $101.90

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is CO with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $5</font>, 4 folds, MP2 calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($12.5, 2 players)
MP2 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $8</font>, MP2 calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($28.5, 2 players)
MP2 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $15</font>, MP2 calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($58.5, 2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks.

Results:
Final pot: $58.5
<font color="#ffffff">MP2 showed Qd Kd</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero mucks 5h 4h</font>


******* Hand 3 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $53.80
UTG+1: $95.50
MP1: $115.85
MP2: $106.20
Hero: $113.35
CO: $71.30
Button: $100
SB: $99
BB: $181.70

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP3 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, 2 folds, MP2 calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $9</font>, 4 folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $22</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $113.35</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in $31.8</font>.
Uncalled bets: $59.55 returned to Hero.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($-48.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $110.1)


Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($-48.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $110.1)


River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($-48.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $110.1)


Results:
Final pot: $-48.8
<font color="#ffffff">UTG showed Ac Ah</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero mucks As Ad</font>



******* Hand 4 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
CO: $71.3
Button: $100
Hero: $99
UTG: $37.55
UTG+1: $31.85
CO: $30
Button: $43.55
Hero: $48.75
BB: $81.10

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $2</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $7.5</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises all-in $31.85</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($64.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $64.7)


Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($64.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $64.7)


River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($64.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $64.7)


Results:
Final pot: $64.7
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 showed 9h 9d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Kd Kh</font>


******* Hand 6 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
CO: $30
Button: $43.55
Hero: $48.75
BB: $81.1
CO: $71.3
Button: $100
Hero: $99
Hero: $63.75
BB: $75.10

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in $75.1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $61.75</font>.
Uncalled bets: $13.1 returned to BB.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($124, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $124)


Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($124, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $124)


River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($124, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $124)


Results:
Final pot: $124
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed Ah Kh</font>

[StarkNaked]

Standarggggggggg

[Nonfiction]

I see whats happening, you don't have the best hand at the end. You should fix that first.

[Jeff_B]

lol at hand 3 I have had that done before to me in a home tourney and wasnt real happy.