this chatlog with gambler2k4 is not very funny

[ipokeder]

degen2k4: ipokeder from $3/6 ps correct?
thisnamesucks63: who's this
thisnamesucks63: THAT DEPENDS ON WHO'S SPEAING
thisnamesucks63: KING
degen2k4:
Hey I was able to locate your aim name.
This is gambler2k4 from p5.
thisnamesucks63: no this is somebody else
degen2k4: ?
thisnamesucks63: my name is john i am from alabama
thisnamesucks63: i love turkey you have the wrong guy
degen2k4: do you know who ipokeder is?
thisnamesucks63: where did you find this aim
thisnamesucks63: no but he sounds like a very sexy son of a bitch
thisnamesucks63: but no i don't know him
degen2k4: I was speaking to somebody and he gave it to me to ask about my ps return
thisnamesucks63: i have no idea what that means
thisnamesucks63: who gave what to who about what?
degen2k4: this is ipokeder wtf?
thisnamesucks63: no i told you this is john from alabama i enjoy turkey you got the wrong guy
degen2k4: andros4421: speak to ipokeder, thisnamesucks63
thisnamesucks63: who is that
thisnamesucks63: andros??!? my evil nemesis
thisnamesucks63: who is he again?
degen2k4: 2+2er...
degen2k4: is this ipokeder or no I dont exactly have time I have dinner in a little
thisnamesucks63: aRE YOU GOING TO EAT TURKEY
degen2k4: heh maybe..
degen2k4: is this ipokeder or no?
thisnamesucks63: i told you, depends on who's asking
thisnamesucks63: HYPOTHETICALLY, if i WERE ipokeder (i'm actualy john from alabama and i love turkey) what would you have to say to me
degen2k4: Id ask about a business proposition regarding a stake that im doing with other players so I can play nl200 since I have cashed out my roll to attempt live player. and Im looking to exchange 15% profit for 2 months for an under 1k 1 month back. Since you are John from Alabama you have no idea what Im talking about correct> ;o
thisnamesucks63: ok sorry, being as that i live in alabama and live a simple life of eating turkey and being accosted by random pedophiles on AIM, i'm going to have to ask you to explain wtf "exhange 15% profits for 2 months for an under 1k 1 month back" means
degen2k4: not sure if this is a joke, but Im looking for $650 and returning that money in late feb and then %15 of the profits I make in Feb givign to you and the others in may.I currently
have around 2.7k but I got a few other people Im going to talk to so I can play
it safely at around 9k maybe 10k BR.
degen2k4: but since you are attacked by crazy people on aim Im sure you still dont understand btw I enjoy turkey also
degen2k4: Im talking to old friend and other hs players Ive played with or been recommended to.
thisnamesucks63: how much money are you goin to make in february
degen2k4: depends how many hands I play
thisnamesucks63: wow this sounds complicated!!
degen2k4: Im hoping to play most hands live
thisnamesucks63: why don't you play them...
thisnamesucks63: UNDEAD
degen2k4: eh... is this ipokeder or no?
thisnamesucks63: hahahaha
thisnamesucks63: no this is john wtf
thisnamesucks63: who is ipokeder get out of my face
degen2k4: k thanks for wasting my time, bye
thisnamesucks63: listen son i'll give you $20, go buy your mom something nice
degen2k4: my mother passed away and I dont need $20 thanks Jon
thisnamesucks63: can i get 20% on a 4-month forward dividend expulgating the raw gross pecunial acuity on this $20 deposit?
thisnamesucks63: otherwise i'm out
degen2k4: Are you interested or no yes or no and I know this is ipokeder
thisnamesucks63: why you gotta be like that
thisnamesucks63: huh
thisnamesucks63: why you gotta be like that
degen2k4: your obviously drunk, stupid, or bust its a simple yes im interested or no im not.. pick 1 or good day
thisnamesucks63: i can't be interested and also have a good day? :-(
thisnamesucks63: then i pick the good day you bastard
degen2k4: take care bye
thisnamesucks63: so you won't be needing the $20?

[shortline99]

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degen2k4: but since you are attacked by crazy people on aim Im sure you still dont understand btw I enjoy turkey also

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it's KINDA funny

[mlagoo]

i guess one of the pitfalls of being a mid-high stakes player is that you have to deal with random people that you don't even know asking you for stakes


i mean its not particularly funny, but since youre obv never going to give him a stake, you may as well [censored] with him

[gambler2k4]

umm yes that's me? wow, I think if I created a new name I'd be a little more creative and leave out the 2k4 part, lol.

[gambler2k4]

oh [censored] didn't even read it before I posted. I can confirm that's definitly not my AIM name.

[Mrage]

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umm yes that's me? wow, I think if I created a new name I'd be a little more creative and leave out the 2k4 part, lol.

[/ QUOTE ]I dunno, it's 2007 and you're still using the 2k4 handle...

[gambler2k4]

and I can confirm that my mother is NOT dead! what a joke.

Just for the record, if I don't know you somewhat personally, I'd never ask for a stake.

[akishore]

lol, this conversation WAS kinda funny. nh op, well played.

[MrTimCaum]

most accurate thread title ever



also, sup gambler2k4?

[jimmyfingers]

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and I can confirm that my mother is NOT dead! what a joke.

Just for the record, if I don't know you somewhat personally, I'd never ask for a stake.

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don't worry bro

you can't ruin your reputation if you don't have one