LOL PLAYING FOR STACKS (-AMENTS)

graarrg · #1 01-16-2007, 03:29 AM

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, Button folds, SB raises to $12, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($25, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $10, SB raises to $30, Hero calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($85, 2 players)
SB bets $65, Hero calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($215, 2 players)
SB bets $135, Hero calls all-in $96.93.
Uncalled bets: $38.07 returned to SB.

Results:
Final pot: $408.86

Note how I got into villain's head by underbetting the flop to induce an obvious bluff checkraise, then how I called the turn to suck out if he had a better hand, and then called the WAHH WAHH GET OUT OF MY POT bet on the river.

I am going to go masturbate to my own brilliance, pics in 2 minutes.

edit: villain had AJo. Sorta like he was commanding me: Ace, Jack off (to your own brilliance)

grando · #2 01-16-2007, 03:35 AM

step 0 - get 200BB somehow
step 1 - raise/call any 2 preflop
step 2 - call a flop check/raise
step 3 - price yourself in with a crappy transparent draw
step 4 - call river getting 3:1 cause you put in 1/2 your stack already
step 5 - profit

captainwacky · #3 01-16-2007, 03:37 AM

OMG top pair!

OMG I won!

RollinHand · #4 01-16-2007, 03:42 AM

OMG PLZ HAVE AK PLZ HAVE AK PLZ PLZ!!

YES, SHIP IT FISH! I PUT U ON AK!

holdme · #5 01-16-2007, 03:43 AM

[ QUOTE ]
step 0 - get 200BB somehow
step 1 - raise/call any 2 preflop
step 2 - call a flop check/raise
step 3 - price yourself in with a crappy transparent draw
step 4 - call river getting 3:1 cause you put in 1/2 your stack already
step 5 - ?????
step 6 - profit

[/ QUOTE ]
fyp

alphatmw · #6 01-16-2007, 03:44 AM

i think the most fun thing to do now is to guess what his note on you is.

Kowalski · #7 01-16-2007, 04:21 AM

"ZOMG SUPER CALLINGSTATION FISH DONK IDIOT JERK - BUST WITH ANY 2 HE WILL CALL AHHHHH"

venom007 · #8 01-16-2007, 04:46 AM

More like "WTF WTF WTF WTF CALLS with 107 sooooooooted, WTF IS THIS BS F THIS GUY"

graarrg · #9 01-17-2007, 01:39 AM

[ QUOTE ]
"ZOMG SUPER CALLINGSTATION FISH DONK IDIOT JERK - BUST WITH ANY 2 HE WILL CALL AHHHHH"

[/ QUOTE ]

That's almost exactly what he said in chat.