I am stuck with a pissed on dog, what should i do with it ??

[limitninja]

Hi, a very good friend of mine a well respected poster on here (to respect his wishes, I have to omit his name ) had a small dog. My friend is very rich and throws money around like crazy but is very lazy, for example, instead of washing dishes he throws them out and buys new ones. But than his bathrooms are clogged up and he is too lazy to go to office of his condos to ask them to fix it. Anyways I came over his place few days ago to play some pokerstars on his nice 42" flat tv. After few hours of playing I went to restroom, to my surprise I found out both of his toilets were filled with his **** and wouldnt flush. I asked him what to do, he said he just goes outside behind the condo in the woods. So I was getting ready to go there, and he asked me if I can walk his dog too while I was out there.
I took his dumb dog outside picked out a nice big tree to do my business behind, and started to pee, all of the sudden the dog jumped under the stream of my urine and started bathing in it. I took the dog back inside and told my friend about it, he threw the dog out on the street and said he was gonna buy a new one. Now i am stuck with this dog [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

brag: I pissed on high roller's dog
beat: I am stuck with pissed on dog
variance: I don't know if washing it will help the smell

[LeatherFace]

i laughed


but im high

[lacrymosa]

lol

[AggroFish]

Made up threads suck

[ibuckyourfutt]

lol, but can you even make up this kind of stuff?! im torn.

[limitninja]

i will take my camera and take a picture of it tomorrow and post it

[absoludicrous]

take a bath with it in tomato soup.

[limitninja]

Will that get the smell off ??
I don;t have that much tomato juice is it ok if I dilute it with water ??

[bigscore]

sounds like your his bitch

[limitninja]

i just felt sorry for the dog, he threw it outside, and it was freezing so i put it in a plastic bad, and took it home