Speed dating for ballas

[NajdorfDefense]

" Pocket Change is honoring the age old union of wealthy men and hot girls. Society has taught us to not publicly acknowledge the obvious - no longer dear friends. Women want money in a man, men want beauty in a woman – this is a factual force of nature. Women don’t ask “So, what does he do for a living?” because they’re interested in his personality and guys don’t ask “is she hot?” because they’re concerned with character. Guys know that money buys them the car, the house and the trophy wife. This genetic cleansing is how the wealthy stays beautiful."

Interested but not sure you’d make the cut? Are you straddling the line between “kind of rich” and “rich” or “kind of very attractive” and “very attractive”? Here’s Spindel and NYM’s list of requirements:

Men: Solely based on wealth
Salary:
Age 25 or below: $200K+

26-30: $300K+

30+: $500K+
Invested Assets: $1 million+
Trust: $4 million+

*Men will be asked to provide documented proof

Ticket price: $500

Women:
Solely based on beauty

5 pictures will be submitted to Pocket Change for judgment by celebrity Matchmaker Janis Spindel

Pictures are judged for beauty

No additional information will be accepted

Ticket Price $50

We haven't heard back from Janis's office yet but, in the meantime, perhaps some of you might be able to provide answers to the following (update: Janis answered our questions):

- Specifically what documentation should the men provide? Bank statements? Letters of employment? Deeds in their names for houses in the Hamptons? (Or is that last one too gauche?) (Janis: "documents").
-Are there specific stipulations for attractiveness, or is it just a gut feeling? (Janis: "I am an intense judge of women. They must: be well-groomed, in fantastic shape, have glowing skin, great teeth, great hair").
-Not that you couldn't be a wealthy man AND good looking but...you know...we feel like you're running the risk of getting a lot of applications from some pretty frightening looking guys. We realize you said men are judged "solely based on wealth" but that could be quite dangerous, visually speaking. Is there a baseline level of attractiveness for the men? Or should we just close our eyes and hope things don't take very long? (Janis: Without a doubt I will not take ugly men)."

-taken from Dealbreaker...

[furyshade]

i dont get it, but it sounds awesome

[homeslice]

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i dont get it, why not go to an escort service?



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[AlienBoy]

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i dont get it, why not go to an escort service?



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Or even better:

http://www.sugardaddyforme.com/

AB

[FoldEqu1ty]

OMFG that sounds so awesome. A bunch of hot shallow gold-diggers who are willing to [censored] me because they think they'll get a slice of my money (ok hypothetical i'm not loaded). It's like prostitution but with optional payment! I like

[rokstedy]

There should be a modifier for the womem for nymph factor. The ideal candidate would be a princess in public. Demure, cordial and polished and a raging [censored] in the bedroom.

Is there a way to quantify this?

[IronDragon1]

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[Wex Montana]

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" Pocket Change is honoring the age old union of wealthy men and hot girls. Society has taught us to not publicly acknowledge the obvious - no longer dear friends. Women want money in a man, men want beauty in a woman – this is a factual force of nature. Women don’t ask “So, what does he do for a living?” because they’re interested in his personality and guys don’t ask “is she hot?” because they’re concerned with character. Guys know that money buys them the car, the house and the trophy wife. This genetic cleansing is how the wealthy stays beautiful."

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Isn't that a monologue from American Psycho?

[tufat23]

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this pic is taken on the exact street i live on