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Old 01-14-2007, 09:20 AM
HomerJay HomerJay is offline
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Default I just went to take a quick piss...

But it wasn't quick enough. Came back to see I folded KK on button vs. an idiot EP limper who I've been abusing. dofksdofksdfk. Time to start pissing in a Gatorade bottle?
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Old 01-14-2007, 09:23 AM
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Default Re: I just went to take a quick piss...

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But it wasn't quick enough. Came back to see I folded KK on button vs. an idiot EP limper who I've been abusing. dofksdofksdfk. Time to start pissing on fgators

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Old 01-14-2007, 09:31 AM
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Default Re: I just went to take a quick piss...

You know, it occurs to me, that I used to enjoy pissing a lot more before I started playing poker.
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Old 01-14-2007, 09:33 AM
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You know, it occurs to me, that I used to enjoy pissing a lot more before I started playing poker.

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Old 04-17-2007, 04:56 AM
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Default Re: I just went to take a quick piss...

gotta play KK its a good hand
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:01 AM
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Default Re: I just went to take a quick piss...

my brother has a roommate who pisses in old gatorade bottles, milk jugs, etc. leaves them sitting around in his room. it's pretty balla if you ask me.
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:04 AM
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piss faster, don't fold PF [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:05 AM
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my brother has a roommate who pisses in old gatorade bottles, milk jugs, etc. leaves them sitting around in his room. it's disgusting if you ask me.

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Old 04-17-2007, 05:08 AM
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Default Re: I just went to take a quick piss...

Sobe Green Tea bottles ftw. It pretty much matches the color original liquid.
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:09 AM
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beat: this happened to me before (KK against limper too)
brag: i used my poker winnings to buy a laptop
variance: laptop probably has traces of urine on it
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