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Old 01-13-2007, 11:38 AM
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Default Beat - I\'m a woman beater.

So last night I get into bed about 2 am with my girlfriend and my daughter (20 months old). I get comfy and fall asleep. About half 4 my girlfriend is screaming. She starts telling me I was kicking and punching her. I'm like WTF is going on.

So I get up and console her because she's freaked out. Anyway I had been attacking her in my sleep, I have a hazy recollection of facing her but nothing else. I don't sleep walk or anything else so it's really strange that this would happen.

We get back into bed and I face away from her just in case. She calms down but can't really sleep properly for the rest of the night.

Beat - I'm [censored] up.
Variance - My daughter was sleeping between us.
Brag - I missed my daughter.

So BBV, any thoughts, comments, tips for finishing her off?

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Old 01-13-2007, 11:55 AM
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Default Re: Beat - I\'m a woman beater.

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Old 01-13-2007, 12:22 PM
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Default Re: Beat - I\'m a woman beater.

Would read again.
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:26 PM
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i lol'ed
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:30 PM
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The drawing of your wife really shows what you think of her.
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:32 PM
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Default Re: Beat - I\'m a woman beater.

Get a dog and beat that to placate your life tilt rage instead.
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:35 PM
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i lol'ed

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THIS IS ALL TRUE - STOP LAUGHING AT MY PAIN.
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:37 PM
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!!!!
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:40 PM
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The drawing of your wife really shows what you think of her.

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Girlfriend, we is living in sin yo.
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:49 PM
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Get a dog and beat that to placate your life tilt rage instead.

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We have a dog. Beat - I'm not a dog person.
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