Beat: girlfriend wastes my money

Tree Surgeon · #1 01-09-2007, 09:42 PM

So I take her out to this nice fondue restaurant, we come back to my apartment, and she proceeds to do her girlfriendential duty while I sit back and watch the Ohio State/Florida football "game".

Suddenly I noticed she has stopped, so I look down to see why, and she looks up at me, face pretty greenish, and proceeds to projectile vomit all that expensive food I bought her all over my junk/couch.

Grounds for breakup?

Spechel EDD · #2 01-09-2007, 09:50 PM

consider suicide

Eulysses · #3 01-09-2007, 10:00 PM

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*** · #4 01-09-2007, 10:29 PM

some people pay for this. google "roman shower" if you dare.

themandude · #5 01-10-2007, 01:08 AM

Dam why did she do that?

Anyways I think this is a brag. Having your girlfriend suck your junk while you watch a football game.

mc619pgh · #6 01-10-2007, 01:18 AM

Major Brag: Have you girlfriend suck up the vomit from your junk

MasterLJ · #7 01-10-2007, 02:05 AM

Ikku Ikku!

edfurlong · #8 01-10-2007, 02:30 AM

Fondue restaurants are gay and so are you.

Sayfur · #9 01-10-2007, 03:32 AM

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Dam why did she do that?

Anyways I think this is a brag. Having your girlfriend suck your junk while you watch a football game.

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WORD!!

JOHNY CA$H · #10 01-10-2007, 03:50 AM

Grounds for a bath, at least.