Proper Revenge Ideas Needed

[juanez]

Not that I plan on actually doing anything as far as "revenge", but just in case I decide it's warranted I could use a few ideas from you demented bastOOTs. If I do plot a revenge, a trip report will follow.....with the revenge designer credited, of course, if I use one from this thread.

I've been dating this chick for about 5 months. We work in a casino together, but in different departments. So we don't actually work "together" but it's impossible not to see each other every single day.

She's Romanian, but has had her US citizenship for a few years and speaks perfect english with a really sexy accent. Things seemed fantastic: she's pretty damn hot, no smoking/drugs (good from my point of view), she wasn't into big, expensive meals or me spending lots of dough on gifts and crap, she seemed to be pretty damn smart and motivated, she was throwing the "L" word around a lot, talking about us moving in together in a few months, maybe marriage/kids after that, etc., etc. I was pretty damn happy with it all and life seemed just fine, even thought I knew I would need more time to decide on marriage, etc. But I was pretty sure that I had found "the one".

The only thing that bothered me was that she didn't like dogs. I'm a dog guy, I have one and have had a few others, and I tend to think that people who don't like dogs are kinda f-ed up. But I was getting laid by a hot chick who "loved" me, so my judgement was understandably clouded. This should have been my sign of bad things to come.

THEN.....on Chrismas Day for Christ's sake (no pun intended...wait, yes it was) I find out from a co-worker that she had her FIANCE flying in the next day from Romania to live with her. The coworker had no clue that we were dating so I was just lucky in getting the intel.

I ask her about it, expecting that it was a joke of some kind. She turns white as a ghost, mumbles some gibberish and hasn't spoken a word to me or answered a phone call in 2 weeks (2 phone calls the first week, I'm not stalking her...lol). Luckly I had a chance to return the crap I bought for Christams gifts before I gave them to her.

So, what would be a good revenge for messing with my head like this for 5 months? FWIW, I gave up some damn good opportunities with other women because of this chick. DAMN good opportinuties.... [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[dustybottoms]

Uh... living well??

[lapoker17]

there has to be some way you can get her deported.

just tell your congressman to add romania to the axis of evil or something.

[juanez]

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Uh... living well??

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Good answer, and how I usually deal with "getting burned" situations. Just thought it would be amusing to hear other suggestions.

[edfurlong]

Jokes are fun and all, but her stab fools for a living husband in coming in, so you might want to take a pass on this one.

[Corpsebean]

Romaniowned.

[Howard Beale]

She's Romanian? I have the perfect revenge for you! And it'll only cost you a dollar!

Get your authentic Romanian Gipsy curse here! Non-lethal curses are also available! For $1/curse you can lay-low her entire family (his too) and all their friends and pets. Please to advise later on results.

[El Diablo]

juan,

Pics, plz.

[TheFaucet]

Uh how about straight up telling her that she's a [censored] for lying to you for 5 months and that she is a worthless human being?

[Oden\'s Hammer]

^^agree. also trip report in the br...

I dated a romanian once and she was fugly...I did impress her with my vlaad the impaler knowledge though. I'd had no intentions of seeing her again. She felt the same way which was amusing. She was working on her masters at Yale. I then had a dream with her telling me not to stress, etc. and wishing me well.

I thought that was kind of cool.

GL to the original OP. I think moving on and start trying to form new healthy relationships would be the best kind of revenge.