Huge [censored] beats

[Oxy]

Just got home from a night of [censored].

bEAt: I had to write a thesis in applied mathematics in the past two weeks so that's all I've been doing.
beat: this was my first day out in two weeks;
beat: on the way to my pad with this chick who gets insanely horny when stoned, I lose my ENTIRE [censored] STASH
-400$
beat: I get back to this island of Montreal, I try to hook up with this chick at this party, her friend keeps [censored] COCKBLOCKING me. omfg, I could've mad hokoed up with ther. I was making out with her about three times and all three times her threand swoops down and owns me in mid-french.



gay



post your cockblock stories.

[Injection]

Some dude who owned the place we were drinking and bonging at was trying to bone one of my chicks, so I totally cockblocked him to the max and took her home.

Owned.

[iggymcfly]

Don't really have a cockblocking story, but I am kinda curious what word got caught by the profanity filter. At first I was thinking it might be a night of f**king, but from your story, it looks like that didn't happen.

[MusashiStyle]

Oxy is king.

[Injection]

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Don't really have a cockblocking story, but I am kinda curious what word got caught by the profanity filter. At first I was thinking it might be a night of f**king, but from your story, it looks like that didn't happen.

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A night of sh!t fits the description pretty well.