So my new years resolution is going well....

[CHAx]

Basically, its about not going on monkey tilt when things go wrong....



So far 0/2 with regards to monkey tilt:

New years day: drop 7.5k inless then an hour in PLO because I never win a race, and flush draws > sets. Monkey tilt forced me to play a 9 hour session to win it all back.

Last night:

So, despite dropping two buyins within 8 minutes to massive coolers in 5/10 PLO HU i've managed to get up about 2k in short order (standard). When low and behold a guy goes runner runner against the nuts to steal a 5k pot. So, I'm pissed but its typical for me to run like total dog crap. Very next hand nuts outdrawn all in on the flop. (Anger level rising) very next hand: Flop top two against top and bottom pair (no redraw to straight or flush) all in on the flop. Of course I am outdrawn for the 3rd hand in a row. -3k for the night, -4.5k in 1 minute 30 seconds.

So what do I do? Well of course slam my laptop cover down! laptop = busto. This is 1 week after my desktop's HD fried and I have not replaced it.

Beat: no working computer at home
Beat: god actually hates me specifically; more than anyone else
Beat: I think I actually made some kinda girly scream on the 3rd suckout that was supposed to sound angry and manly but instead came out shrill and sounded like a small rodent dieing.
Variance = I have a cold
Brag = losing 5k in less then 2 minutes seems like a blessing with how terrible I run.
Brag = the cost of fixing my laptop will probably be thousands less then what I was about to lose on monkey tilt.


I hate you all. thanks.

[Messiahkid]

LOL, you posting from the public library?

[Mrage]

Move up where they respect your raises.

[wiggs73]

graphs please.

[wiggs73]

OH WAIT BOTH YOUR COMPUTERS ARE BUSTO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CHAx]

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LOL, you posting from the public library?

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LOLZ. no, from work yo!

[_dc]

you are not alone man.....not alone

[DJ_Northstar]

yes, you are alone.

i mean...srsly, who goes on monkey tilt anymore? pretty much everyone on here has lost everything but their house and soon, that too will go (CAMLAH).

[BarryLyndon]

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Basically, its about not going on monkey tilt when things go wrong....



So far 0/2 with regards to monkey tilt:

New years day: drop 7.5k inless then an hour in PLO because I never win a race, and flush draws > sets. Monkey tilt forced me to play a 9 hour session to win it all back.

Last night:

So, despite dropping two buyins within 8 minutes to massive coolers in 5/10 PLO HU i've managed to get up about 2k in short order (standard). When low and behold a guy goes runner runner against the nuts to steal a 5k pot. So, I'm pissed but its typical for me to run like total dog crap. Very next hand nuts outdrawn all in on the flop. (Anger level rising) very next hand: Flop top two against top and bottom pair (no redraw to straight or flush) all in on the flop. Of course I am outdrawn for the 3rd hand in a row. -3k for the night, -4.5k in 1 minute 30 seconds.

So what do I do? Well of course slam my laptop cover down! laptop = busto. This is 1 week after my desktop's HD fried and I have not replaced it.

Beat: no working computer at home
Beat: god actually hates me specifically; more than anyone else
Beat: I think I actually made some kinda girly scream on the 3rd suckout that was supposed to sound angry and manly but instead came out shrill and sounded like a small rodent dieing.
Variance = I have a cold
Brag = losing 5k in less then 2 minutes seems like a blessing with how terrible I run.
Brag = the cost of fixing my laptop will probably be thousands less then what I was about to lose on monkey tilt.

I hate you all. thanks.

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Where is Omahahahahaha?

[Xyven]

Wait, so you tilt easily and you chose [censored] potlimit omaha as your main game? Talk about stupid decisions.