lol newyeareveaments (TL;DR w/ cliff notes)

[dmisfh1]

Cliff notes on bottom.

Ok, so i know it's been 3 days since, but w/e.
so me and a friend are driving to my other friend's house when cop pulls me over at an intersection. i didnt even know what i was pulled over for but then he's like "well, you were doin 41 in a 25" and im all like "wow, i didnt even realize that was a 25" (thouhgt it was a 35, didnt even realize i was doin 41 anyway, but w/e). so then he's got his flashlite and he's all like, "hey are you 21, if not then what's that beer doing in the car?" and im thinking uh-oh. but then im like, "well, its unopened sir, i dont drink and drive" (lol). So then he's like "it dont matter, i can arrest you right now for having teh alcohol in your car cause you're under 21" and im thinking i might get pwnd right about here. so then he takes my info back to his car and there is complete silence in the car. So, yea, we both think at the least im getting a ticket. Soooo, he comes back tells me to get out of the car and give him teh beer and im like, k. So then he's like "what else u got in the car?" and im like, "nothin". and he's all, "well u sure u dont got anyhting else?" and im all "well, u can check the car if u dont believe me" [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] so he looks over the car and asks me about whats all the stuff in the back, and im like, "yea, thats just clothes and a car kit" (lol). So he finally he tells me to get back in the car and wait, and in my head im all like, "well guess this is gonna be a [censored] new year". So then finally he comes back and he's like "k, listen, im not gonna arrest you". k, i thouhgt that was standard, but im still waiting for teh, "BUT, i am gonna write u up for speeding". but then he's like "and im not gonna give u a ticket for speeding either" and im all like [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] and i say "thanks" and he's like "alrite, but dont drink and drive and be safe" and im all like "happy new year" and i drive the [censored] outta there.

so my only question to BBV is: "Standard" or "Luckbox, yo"




Cliff notes:

Beat: pulled over for speeding, had alcohol in the car (not 21)
Brag: got off without even a ticket
Variance: teh beer was confiscated

[EvanJC]

it depends entirely on if you were ridin dirty or not

[bulldogs24]

luckbox yo

[DING-DONG YO]

MY God. I can't read this [censored] anymore. Do they not teach Engrish and grammar in skewl anymore? WTF? You idiots write how you talk, it is maddening. This TR has a cadence to it, like a fiddy cent song. My [censored] head is going to explode.

And luckbox yo. Even tho your TR was all like "this makes no sense"

[PITTM]

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it depends entirely on if you were ridin dirty or not

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wasnt he obv ridin dirty?

rj

[barryc83]

Beat: Cop got smashed w/ your beer.

[Tregan]

Beer in trunk = he can't search = problem solved. You suck

[dmisfh1]

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Beer in trunk = he can't search = problem solved. You suck

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It's a 2-door coupe. The trunk is clearly visible from the outside.

[keikiwai]

[ QUOTE ]
MY God. I can't read this [censored] anymore. Do they not teach Engrish and grammar in skewl anymore? WTF? You idiots write how you talk, it is maddening. This TR has a cadence to it, like a fiddy cent song. My [censored] head is going to explode.

And luckbox yo. Even tho your TR was all like "this makes no sense"

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says the man who used to wear his pants backward...

lol jk... i actually agree w/ you

[Spechel EDD]

teh