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12-25-2006, 03:37 AM
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Merry Christmas to all!
I had to take a break from dropping off presents in Colombia to wish all of my friends at 2+2 a Merry Christmas. I hope you have all been good little boys and girls, because my elves and I have been very busy making presents for all of you.
I seem to have a few extra presents in my sleigh, but I can't decide who to give them to. Tell me why you have been especially good this year and I will be happy to bring cheer to your home. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. 
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#3
12-25-2006, 03:40 AM
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Re: Merry Christmas to all!
Hey jerkoff... Are you giving me a birthday present too?!?! C'mon santa, I've been a good boy and I'm sick of people saying, "here's your birthday AND christmas present!"
Hook me up d00d
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#4
12-25-2006, 03:41 AM
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Re: Merry Christmas to all!
i gave to orphans.
i adopted a puppy. i volunteered at a homeless shelter. i ran poorly at 6-max. i was kind to my parents. i forgave my enemies. i treasured my friends. i tried to cure diseases. i breathe in CO2 and breathe out oxygen. i planted trees. i'm a nice guy, all the time. also, RAPTOR JESUS loves me. and i love you Santa.
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#5
12-25-2006, 03:53 AM
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Re: Merry Christmas to all!
Shorty, you certainly have been a very good boy: You have given thousands of dollars to struggling poker players. Santa also heard that you're as cute as a button. I think you'll find something special under the tree tonight. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Unfortunately, WackityWhiz and Oranzith are on my Bad List. They are rude little boys who don't appreciate what they have. There will be nothing but coal and bad beats for them this Christmas.
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#6
12-25-2006, 03:55 AM
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Re: Merry Christmas to all!
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There will be nothing but coal and bad beats for them this Christmas. [/ QUOTE ] you fat son of a bitch
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