I fought the law, and.... (trip report)

[behemoth2006]

Enter my state of mind: Really stoned and pissed because I just found out this chick Im into/have been dating is bi, possibly lesbian, and has apparently been questioning if she likes girls over guys for the last two months. FYI if yall are interested this might make for an interesting trip report as well, as I am about to sack up and git'r'done (ugh) when I go back to school monday.

So Im driving down to houston from San Marcos, comin home for Super Bowl festivities. I have a bong and about an eighth on me in my US Army duffel bag. I get pulled over. As I am being questioned by the police, I mention I've been smoking (I meant cigarettes, but it was a double entendre type situation), and he asks me to get out of the car. Since he had talked to me about the Army earlier, and I had explained that I was in counter-intelligence, very stupid and evil inspiration struck:

He asked if he could search my car, and I said something along the lines of, "That's fine by me, but if you look at the cargo in that Army duffel bag I cannot and will not be held responsible for the resulting loss of your job."

He basically stared at me dumbstruck, and all of the sudden I realized what I said. My heart felt like it was tearing itself out of my chest, and I tried to keep a straight face.

"Oh well, I only stopped you for going 7(!!) above the speed limit, just get on outta here"

"Yes sir"

Driving away, I realized that I had just pulled the stupidest move of my life to date. I still can't believe i said it, and even further can not believe I got away with it.

[Dave D]

You raised and he folded.

NH sir.

[Ness]

Awesome.

[AllIn3High]

That * should be removed [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[slickpoppa]

I'm glad you are still on the road. Don't let the man keep you down. Keeping driving while you are really stoned.

[surfinillini]

I gotta call shennanigans on this one...I'm pretty sure he took a good look at you and said



RESPECT MA AUTHORITAH !!!

[Stuey]

The girl is bi they know for sure if they are fully time lesbians. You should be happy experiment with her and her new friends.

[Blarg]

If this story is true, it is highly awesome.

[youtalkfunny]

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The girl is bi they know for sure if they are fully time lesbians.

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Guess again, Batman!

It takes some girls forever to figure it out/shake the repression.

[vexvelour]

beheme,

you are the [censored] man.