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LMAO 100NL IS FOR MONKEYS
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE HAND YOU MONEY:
OPEN PUSH TWICE IN A ROW YOU GET CALLED BY 88 No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 5 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $40.50 CO: $137.90 Button: $166.90 Hero: $99.00 BB: $111.20 Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $40</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $98.5</font>, BB folds, Button calls. Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($198, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $198) Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($198, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $198) River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($198, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $198) Results: Final pot: $198 <font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 8D 8C </font> <font color="#ffffff">Button shows 4S KC </font> AGAIN?!? I WILL OWN YOU - WAIT A SECOND.... No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 5 players Converter Stack sizes: Hero: $197.00 CO: $109.70 Button: $39.00 SB: $133.40 BB: $74.00 Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Hero calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in $73</font>, Hero calls, 2 folds. Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($148, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $148) Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($148, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $148) River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($148, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $148) Results: Final pot: $148 <font color="#ffffff">BB shows 3H 9C </font> <font color="#ffffff">Hero shows AS KC </font> RIVER BROUGHT EVERY DRAW IN?!?!? OH NOES ARRRRR IN VALUETOWN No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 5 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $160.65 CO: $79.00 Hero: $174.50 SB: $315.20 BB: $355.65 Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] UTG calls, CO calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls, CO calls. Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($22.5, 3 players) <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $1</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $22</font>, UTG calls. Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($66.5, 2 players) UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $55</font>, UTG calls. River: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($176.5, 2 players) UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $90.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in $76.65</font>. Uncalled bets: $13.85 returned to Hero. Results: Final pot: $329.8 <font color="#ffffff">Hero shows AS AH </font> <font color="#ffffff">UTG shows QC AD </font> WHAT AJ NO GOOD?!? I'LL INSTACALL EVERY STREET ANYWAYS LOL $$$$ No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 5 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $21.25 Hero: $234.80 Button: $78.10 SB: $152.80 BB: $25.00 Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG (poster) checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $5</font>, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds, UTG calls. Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($16, 3 players) SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $14</font>, SB calls, UTG folds. Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($44, 2 players) SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $33</font>, SB calls. River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($110, 2 players) SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $182.8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $100.8</font>. Uncalled bets: $82 returned to Hero. Results: Final pot: $311.6 <font color="#ffffff">Hero shows QH AD </font> <font color="#ffffff">SB shows JH AH </font> VALUETOWN FEATURING ME AS THE ONE EXTRACTING VALUE AND YOU AS THE TOWN WHORE GOBBLING KNOB FOR BUS FARE No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 5 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $48.50 CO: $109.25 Button: $80.05 Hero: $101.50 BB: $12.65 Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $3</font>, CO folds, Button calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $14</font>, 2 folds, Button calls. Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($32, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $22</font>, Button calls. Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($76, 2 players) Hero checks, Button checks. River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($76, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $65</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $43.55</font>. Uncalled bets: $21.45 returned to Hero. Results: Final pot: $163.1 <font color="#ffffff">Hero shows QD QS </font> <font color="#ffffff">Button shows KC10S </font> I KNOW HERO DOESN'T 3 BARREL EVER BUT I WILL CALL WITH MY OVERPAIR ANYWAYS CAUSE IT'S THE NUTZ No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 5 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $161.05 Hero: $100.00 Button: $10.90 SB: $44.10 BB: $102.50 Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $5</font>, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG folds. Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($11.5, 2 players) BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $9</font>, BB calls. Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($29.5, 2 players) BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $22</font>, BB calls. River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($73.5, 2 players) BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $64</font>, BB calls. Results: Final pot: $201.5 <font color="#ffffff">Hero shows AD AC </font> <font color="#ffffff">BB shows JH JD </font> NOTE: VILLAIN WILL 3BET OVER MINRAISES LIGHT - OH WAIT HE CALLED HE MUST HAVE A HAND ARRRRR IN NOTE 2: HATES MONEY No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 5 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $186.65 CO: $40.30 Button: $481.30 SB: $109.00 Hero: $98.50 Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $4</font>, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, Hero calls. Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($12.5, 3 players) Hero checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $5</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls. Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($27.5, 3 players) Hero checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $16</font>, UTG folds, Button calls. River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($59.5, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $73.5</font>, Button calls. Results: Final pot: $206.5 <font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 9C 9S </font> <font color="#ffffff">Button shows QD QS </font> A SAMSUNG 204B HAS JUST BEEN ORDERED THANKS TO THESE HEROES - MY 204T WANTS SOMETHING BETTER THAN A SYNCMASTER 755DF WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS - PROBABLY THE YEAR IT WAS MADE |
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Re: LMAO 100NL IS FOR MONKEYS
awesome. nhs.
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Re: LMAO 100NL IS FOR MONKEYS
I can almost hear the doomswitch being pulled.
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Re: LMAO 100NL IS FOR MONKEYS
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I can almost hear the doomswitch being pulled. [/ QUOTE ] it didn't work the first 4 graphs and sets of hands I posted - it better not start now |
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Re: LMAO 100NL IS FOR MONKEYS
you run good sir.
i hate you. |
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Re: LMAO 100NL IS FOR MONKEYS
Hero checks, UTG checks, Button bets $8, Hero raises to $16
For monkeys, you say? |
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Re: LMAO 100NL IS FOR MONKEYS
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I can almost hear the doomswitch being pulled. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: LMAO 100NL IS FOR MONKEYS
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Hero checks, UTG checks, Button bets $8, Hero raises to $16 For monkeys, you say? [/ QUOTE ] I had absolutely no idea how to play flopped top quads |
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Re: LMAO 100NL IS FOR MONKEYS
as opposed to the standard bottom quads play...
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Re: LMAO 100NL IS FOR MONKEYS
Racist.
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