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Quote you want said to you someday
There's a Dane Cook bit where he claims that his lifetime goal is to someday be in a situation, any situation, where someone says to him "Are you out of your [censored] mind?!?"
I know Dane Cook is not cool at all anymore and no one here likes him, but that isn't important right now. Name a quote that you would love to hear someone say to you at some point in the future. Mine is: "You know, I'm old enough to be your mother..." |
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Re: Quote you want said to you someday
i would have expected "you know, i'm young enough to be your granddaughter..."
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"i love you" ha ha ha. woe is me.
"You've just won 10 Million dollars from Publishers Clearing House!!" |
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"honey id like you to meet my bisexual freeky best friend from college"
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"You had me at hello" or "shut up and kiss me"
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"Is it in yet?"
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"You know, me and my girlfriends were having a dick sucking contest, and we'd like you to judge. Plus, we made you a sandwich. And the football games is on. Looks like the Eagles are going to win the Super Bowl."
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Re: Quote you want said to you someday
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"You know, me and my girlfriends were having a dick sucking contest, and we'd like you to judge. Plus, we made you a sandwich. And the football games is on.Looks like the Eagles are going to win the Super Bowl ." [/ QUOTE ] you live in an absurd fantasy world, sir. |
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Re: Quote you want said to you someday
God: "Welcome"
BOOM |
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Re: Quote you want said to you someday
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] "You know, me and my girlfriends were having a dick sucking contest, and we'd like you to judge. Plus, we made you a sandwich. And the football games is on.Looks like the Eagles are going to win the Super Bowl ." [/ QUOTE ] you live in an absurd fantasy world, sir. [/ QUOTE ] I'm very aware that the Eagles will never win the Super Bowl in my lifetime. But a guy can dream. |
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