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Old 12-20-2006, 11:30 AM
pleasefish pleasefish is offline
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Default What do you say to idiots like this?

First we have this hand:

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
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Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
4 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $4</font>, BB calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($8, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $4</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($16, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $10</font>, Hero calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($36, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $20</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $76
Villain mucks A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

He says, "lol nice miracle flop."

Over the next 30 hands or so he calls or reraises all of my preflop raises, then we have this hand:

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
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Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $8</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $30</font>, SB calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($61, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $30</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises all-in $73.15</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($207.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $207.3)

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($207.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $207.3)

Results:
Final pot: $207.3
Villain shows J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

He says, ""owed u that one"
He says, "maybe if u didn't rteraise preflop w 89's u would get some respect"
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:31 AM
Durs522 Durs522 is offline
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Default Re: What do you say to idiots like this?

ty
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:33 AM
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Default Re: What do you say to idiots like this?

If you didn't notice, I lost the second hand to runner-runner flush.
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:35 AM
qdmcg qdmcg is offline
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Default Re: What do you say to idiots like this?

thank him for putting his money in as a huge dog?
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:36 AM
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Default Re: What do you say to idiots like this?

but how much did you win?
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:37 AM
Daddy Warbucks Daddy Warbucks is offline
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Default Re: What do you say to idiots like this?

Ask him when he's playing next?
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:46 AM
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Default Re: What do you say to idiots like this?

Reload, stack, repeat

of course if he's a true fish he left because he finally won something
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:48 AM
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Default Re: What do you say to idiots like this?

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Reload, stack, repeat

of course if he's a true fish he left because he finally won something

[/ QUOTE ]

You're right. He left.
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:52 AM
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"nh"
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:56 AM
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Default Re: What do you say to idiots like this?

Hand 1 is terrible.
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