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Old 12-19-2006, 05:36 PM
Topset72 Topset72 is offline
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Default Capt. Tom in Urban Dictionary

1. Captain Tom
the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=captain+tom
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:35 PM
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Default Re: Capt. Tom in Urban Dictionary

new inside joke.. i like
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Old 12-20-2006, 12:00 AM
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Default Re: Capt. Tom in Urban Dictionary

The "alleged" Brandi-Captain Tom incident has also made Wikipedia. Too funny

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Franklin
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Old 12-20-2006, 12:43 AM
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Default Re: Capt. Tom in Urban Dictionary

Nothing there about the incident...

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Old 12-20-2006, 01:16 AM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Franklin

" Captain Tom has been accused of some shady dealings recently. Specifically, an incident where Franklin, who is married, was accused of stealing $12,000 from a 24 year old female professional poker player named Brandi Hawbaker and sexually assaulting her.

She decribed this experience on an online poker forum saying: "...The next night, he crawled into bed with me naked. His penis on my back, frighten me, and woke me in the middle of the night...He then started beating me down mentally. I was in no condition after what he did to me..."

In her description of her experiences with Tom she also described how his actions led her to attempt suicide.[3] "
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:07 AM
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Default Re: Capt. Tom in Urban Dictionary

please tell me Brandi Hawbaker isn't a professional poker player
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:16 AM
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Default Re: Capt. Tom in Urban Dictionary

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please tell me Brandi Hawbaker isn't a professional poker player


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Brandi Hawbaker isn't a professional poker player?
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Old 12-20-2006, 06:15 AM
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Default Re: Capt. Tom in Urban Dictionary

Andy Beal is Brandi Hawbaker.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:36 PM
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Default Re: Capt. Tom in Urban Dictionary

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Andy Beal is Brandi Hawbaker.

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Andy Beal has a 12k bankroll?

er, actually, had a 12k bankroll. Capt. Tom has it now.

Well that settles that.
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