Cats+Marijuana = ?

[duvvard]

Ok, so my roomate has a cat. I'm usually home more often than my roomate, so I usually feed, give water, goof around with the cat more often than him. I opened w/ that so people are not like wtf, ur so cruel!! I'm a pretty hardcore pothead, and I was smokin some dank ass weed (brag obv, this [censored] like 9.5/10) and cat was chillin by me, and I just heard recently for the first time ever you are supposted to blow it in their ear, not in their face. Being that I'm not a complete moran, I googled it first. Found a couple posts in random forums saying, "for sure that [censored] works". Read some more professional sites saying, bad for cats health, etc, don't do it.

Anyway, after blowing like 4-5 rips towards his ear, he chilled for a few minutes. Got up and took what seemed to be his longest drink of water ever (1 minute+, usually like 30 seconds maybe) ate some meow mix for a couple minutes, then drank water for almost another minute. Hopped back on the couch, and started staring at the ceiling. I don't follow his habits too intently, but it seemed rather abnormal as I've never seen him staring at the ceiling for no reason before.

So, am I just some retarded pothead imagining this, is it a myth that blowing smoke in their ears works?

Sorry if this is a * worthy post, im kinda drunk.

[prodonkey]

Do you think blowing smoke in your ear would work?

[mrkilla]

In College I knew some guys who got there cat high all the time, but blew it in the cats face. This lead to lung issues for the cat later on in life. I mean it was sorta funny to watch but I would not recommend it.

[The Cat]

So my owner, who's pretty cool, has this absolute [censored] of a roommate. I mean, all the guy does is sit around the [censored] apartment, smoke pot, eat Doritos, and jack off. Oh, he also brags about how awesome his weed is, like: "Duuuuuuuuude, you've gotta check out these buuuuuuuds, brah" and when he leaves the room everyone's like "Jesus Christ, I wish that [censored] would shut the [censored] up already."

So anyway, my owner is out DOING THINGS and this jagoff is sitting around as usual getting high. I see him looking at me kinda funny and I'm like "wtf?" but whatever. Then, Einstein starts giggling to himself and doing some shots of Jager (have I mentioned IT'S THE MORNING?) and going on the internet. I assume he's going to hit up the pedo porn again, but no, I wish. So Mr. Hawking comes over and starts blowing goddamn smoke in my ear. I'm like "OK, whatever", it's easier to let it happen then fight. Now, all the [censored]'s doing is staring at me eat and drink and chill. Somebody kill one of us now.

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[deadbody]

The cat is awesome, the OP is a brain-fried retard

[WhoIam]

If only there was some kind of drug that cats naturally enjoyed that made made them act crazy...

[vikefan24]

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Read some more professional sites saying, bad for cats health, etc, don't do it.

Anyway, after blowing like 4-5 rips towards his ear

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lol

[esad]

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Sorry if this is a * worthy post, im kinda drunk.

Edited by duvvard (12/19/06 07:53 AM)

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I assume you must work the McDs late shift then?

[Yads]

YSSCKY

[His Boy Elroy]

op, please die

I'm sure you wouldve been thrilled if your mom injected you with all kinds of heroin when you were three years old and defenseless. Real fair to the cat.