Do all strippers have herpes?

[good2cu]

Lately I've been [censored] a lot of bitches. This had made me somewhat neurotic and paranoid about STDs. I was reading the CDC's (center for disease control) website and found,

"Results of a nationally representative study show that genital herpes infection is common in the United States. Nationwide, at least 45 million people ages 12 and older, or one out of five adolescents and adults, have had genital HSV infection. Between the late 1970s and the early 1990s, the number of Americans with genital herpes infection increased 30 percent."

That is a lot of [censored] people with the herp. Many of the girls who I have been [censored] have been strippers. They are hot and easy lays. These facts lead me to believe they have all probably [censored] lots of guys. Since, almost everyone has herpes I am guessing 100% of strippers have the herp. I have not yet got the herp. Therefore, I'm thinking I should stop [censored] strippers while I'm still ahead. But. I really like [censored] strippers. So OOT please find a flaw in my logic so I can keep [censored] strippers.

[edfurlong]

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So OOT please find a flaw in my logic so I can keep [censored] strippers.

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You probably have herpes. Bang away!

[fluffpop62]

my friend is a stripper, but she does not have herpes. so that makes 1 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i don't know how much sex she has with her clients - i believe her when she says none, but then again, i believed her when she said she did't take anything more then her top off, and it turns out *that* was a blatant lie.

[snagglepuss]

andrew,

i just try pretty hard to not think about it and get more wasted.

good luck!

[Glenn]

Herpes is actually not very serious in most cases. It is blown way out of proportion because it is on your wiener. Most people with genital herpes don't even know they have it because the outbreaks are so minor or not existant at all. Also, they are easily mistaken for pimples, much like cold sores. So, you've probably been exposed to it, and you might already have it, but in most cases, so what. I would be way more worried about warts...those things look nasty.

[fluorescenthippo]

i have little to add to this thread

peter: "A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes."

hope that helps!

[HossTheBoss]

sorry bro, but you got herpes for sure... It happens to the best of is, [censored] away

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In other Ship It Holla News,

JMan wins 200k
Good2Cu has his first outbreak - chaos ensues in the mansion.
Good2Cu takes a shot at 100/200 to pay for his valrex.
Good2Cu goes busto - penis falls off.

[good2cu]

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In other Ship It Holla News,

JMan wins 200k
Good2Cu has his first outbreak - chaos ensues in the mansion.
Good2Cu takes a shot at 100/200 to pay for his valrex.
Good2Cu goes busto - penis falls off.

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Maybe I should just go on cruises and [censored] sixteen year olds when their parents lose track of them. I bet 16 year olds don't have the herp!

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Good2Cu - don't take everything so personally~

Anyways,

Go get tested in like 3 weeks or so. It'll be scary but worth the peace of mind.