Food - beat Medicine - brag

[young Nut]

Beat - I think I developed food poisoning or some sort of intestinal virus on Wednesday as I was up all night puking, sharting and having the worst stomach cramps imaginable. I wouldn't wish this pain upon anyone.

Brag - went to the ER thursday morning and got an IV to put fluids back in me. Then came the morphine...holy hell what a drug that is.

Variance - this could last up to a week =/

[FULL RAKE]

do you have the one that you can press the button every X minutes? If so, press that [censored] often and save it until your well. It's the nuts. I submit that you haven't really lived until you steal a morphine drip from your hospitalized friend and take shotglasses of the stuff while playing chess.

[durkahdurkah]

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do you have the one that you can press the button every X minutes? If so, press that [censored] often and save it until your well. It's the nuts. I submit that you haven't really lived until you steal a morphine drip from your hospitalized friend and take shotglasses of the stuff while playing chess.

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I had one of these for Meperidine (Demerol) and not morphine, but how the hell do you save it until you are well? Yank the IV out of your arm?

[FULL RAKE]

yes, the IV that he had went into a connector thing before the actual arm so it was easy to take out.

[CrazyIrishman]

Thats an awesome way to become a morphine addict. I'd probably do it though.

[durkahdurkah]

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yes, the IV that he had went into a connector thing before the actual arm so it was easy to take out.

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Thats awesome.

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