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Old 12-13-2006, 01:48 PM
Rick Diesel Rick Diesel is offline
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Default Brag: Balla cash money payment

So I decide to buy the wife laser eye surgery for Christmas. We go to the eye doctor. They say it will cost $3,600. They ask if I need a payment plan (obv i don't dress like a balla). I say [censored] no, and proceed to pull cash monies from my pocket to pay for it. They say it is the first time someone ever paid in cash. Holla.
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Old 12-13-2006, 01:48 PM
neverforgetlol neverforgetlol is offline
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beat: your wife pwns your money
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Old 12-13-2006, 01:49 PM
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Paying cash for any surgery = balla
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Old 12-13-2006, 01:52 PM
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Beat: With 20/20 vision, once she gets a good look at you shes out the door.
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Old 12-13-2006, 01:53 PM
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BALLA!
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Old 12-13-2006, 01:54 PM
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Pretty good. But a real balla would have bought a new wife, instead of repairing a broken one..
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Old 12-13-2006, 01:57 PM
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Default Re: Brag: Balla cash money payment

LOL this is pretty awesome, u shoulda thrown in like $300 tip and be like " yo I'm str8 up rich YO!"
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:01 PM
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Paying cash for any surgery = balla

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yeah it is. i had knee surgery twice in the past year. went on credit cards. I'm so not balla. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Edit: Copays went on the cards. Still, it was over 2 grand. and still ain't balla.
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:04 PM
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Pretty good. But a real balla would have bought a new wife, instead of repairing a broken one..

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LMAO
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:04 PM
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Beat: With 20/20 vision, once she gets a good look at you shes out the door.

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oh my, I laughed real hard at this.
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