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Old 12-11-2006, 01:18 AM
WhiteShoelaces WhiteShoelaces is offline
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Default Beat: Got owned by hot girl.


anyway, this weekend i was sarging in vegas and was told by 6 different people that i was a "nice guy" - including by a stripper who i had been making out with for 2 hours. i thought i was really pouring on the C&F attitude and i just don't see how i'm still getting this. another girl told me specifically "here, have a cigarette. you'll look better when you smoke. it'll give you a little edge. ... i think you need that."

my body-language is good, i do laugh and smile a lot but i also smirk at them a lot too and give them "that's kind of cute in a dorky way" looks, and i pour on [censored] like "c'mon, this is where you compliment me back! have you not done this before?!"

two girls even started telling me in the middle of our conversation how i'll find a nice girl to marry some day. i have <b>no idea</b> where the [censored] this came from. they pulled out the "because you're such a nice guy" and i even argued with them back and forth and they still wouldn't believe me. i finally told them that i was just looking to get laid tonight and obviously they weren't going to help me, so they should go find their friends and get out of my private table. they didn't even bat an eye when they left so i think they thought i was kidding.

any thoughts about what i'm doing wrong? anyone else have this problem and overcome it???
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:19 AM
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just save yourself the trouble and go gay
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:22 AM
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This is soooooooooooooooooooooooo the chance for Frogpond to respond.
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:24 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Got owned by hot girl.

Dear Abby,

I need help. Every time I go to the gym, antique store, dog show or leather shop, guys keep hitting on me. I know I'm putting out the right signals. Sure I'm friendly and easy to get along with, but it's not like I have gay tattoed on my forehead or anything. I just don't get it. What am I doing wrong? Or am I just a kock gobbler?

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Old 12-11-2006, 01:25 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Got owned by hot girl.

*sigh*,

I don't know why I even post here anymore.
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:26 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Got owned by hot girl.

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any thoughts about what i'm doing wrong? anyone else have this problem and overcome it???
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How about huffing the poop fumes off your boyfriends [censored] first douchebag
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:26 AM
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*sigh*,

I don't know why I even post here anymore.

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me neither since this is clearly crappy oot material.
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:27 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Got owned by hot girl.

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any thoughts about what i'm doing wrong? anyone else have this problem and overcome it???
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How about huffing the poop fumes off your boyfriends [censored] first douchebag

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WTF? Where's the semi relevant pic?
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:28 AM
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*sigh*,

I don't know why I even post here anymore.

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i dont know why you even started to post here tbh
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:28 AM
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any thoughts about what i'm doing wrong? anyone else have this problem and overcome it???
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How about huffing the poop fumes off your boyfriends [censored] first douchebag

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WTF? Where's the semi relevant pic?

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