brag: awesome ESL love letter

[the_main]

Im livin in korea right now, and dating a bunch of diff. girls (brag). Last ngiht I went on the worst date of my life.

The girl wouldn't talk, it was like pulling teeth. Only time she ever spoke, it was in korean -- and my korean is non existant. Girl is cute so I just keep talking, trying to make it a less painful experience.

No luck, eventually i just say she should go home. We walk to the subway together and go our seperate ways. No hugs, no kisses, just a 'nice to meet to you' from me and a nod from her.

So whatever, at this point its early and i go to meet up with friends at the bar. I come home to this email:

I met first with you today.
I received about good impression you who become , although was a brevity. I know that it is unskillful that I do you this word now.
So, you can think that can receive me as easy woman.
However, I want to express my spirit just. Perhaps, I do not want to regret expressed my spirit now as it is because time passes. In fact, I am fearful. I of your first feeling am some ...
I know that life is is separate certainly if there is meeting.
However, I want to remain by a person who is important with you and give mind like this unreservedly.
And my job because is each other busy in your life Soheul even if is done I a person person who miss in your life somewhen who is important to you become want to.
My heart throbs after meets you and comes. Mind throbs. I am palpitating to you though I am not like this.
If I am not difficult, can become boy friend if is not uncomfortable.A person who is warm to you I to you an all-important person become want to.
No, if you are like my mind ...

brag: i make hearts come

[IronDragon1]

She totally wants to lub you rong time.

[tboss888]

funny how you thought the date went horrible and she was totally crushing. What are you in korea for?

[GambleAllNight]

mods, we need a new title for him...something about hearts coming seems appropriate.

[akishore]

Would someone mind posting a more-easily-understood cliff notes of the letter? I read through the whole thing but it makes very little sense. Thanks.

[NewTeaBag]

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She totally wants to lub you rong time.

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No she want mally u quicktime and go back amelica wit u.

u have money big no?

[DJ_Northstar]

broken Asian english is one of the funniest linguistic adventures ever

edit: she's going to watch you sleep tonight

[grando]

I find it hilarious that she uses pretty big words but in totally the wrong way

[shmoosh]

My god, this is the lamest brag I've seen in a while

[GambleAllNight]

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I find it hilarious that she uses pretty big words but in totally the wrong way

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seconded.