Brag: Avoided a DUI

Omniheart · #1 12-09-2006, 04:07 AM

Got pulled over after a party

Beat: party sucked and I had 2 beers.
Brag: Only got 90 dollars speeding ticket.

Brag: up 20,000+ this month at 5/10.

StaticShock · #2 12-09-2006, 04:09 AM

DUI defense = -$10K. Good job.

lol_variance · #3 12-09-2006, 04:12 AM

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Got pulled over after a party

Beat: party sucked and I had 2 beers.
Brag: Only got 90 dollars speeding ticket
Brag: up 20,000+ this month at 5/10.

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Man you must have been wasted after those 2 beers. Your lucky.

tboss888 · #4 12-09-2006, 04:16 AM

2 beers is under the influence? Do you weigh 118 lbs?

catalyst · #5 12-09-2006, 04:17 AM

you sound like a pussy

apefish · #6 12-09-2006, 04:39 AM

This isnt even [censored] variance.

Wait for it... wait... BASTARD!

keikiwai · #7 12-09-2006, 04:44 AM

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you sound like a pussy

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he sounds like a quiff?

nation · #8 12-09-2006, 04:53 AM

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you sound like a pussy

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he sounds like a quiff?

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lolo you mean queef

keikiwai · #9 12-09-2006, 05:02 AM

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you sound like a pussy

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he sounds like a quiff?

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lolo you mean queef

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oh yeah... not up on my vaginal flatulence spellings

dogdrool · #10 12-09-2006, 05:09 AM

Wow you must have been bombed after those beers.

If you were in risk of a DUI, then people who have a couple glasses of wine over dinner are also at great risk when they drive home.